OK, so we all know that most guys have names for their "happy" parts LOL ...
well we women seem to get the rotten end of that stick, (no pun intended)..
we get to go thru a monthly hormonal surge that in all effects changes us into as one of my male college friends used to say.. "Hormonal Hounds".. LOL.
In honour of this monthly event, I decided to post this ...
Sometimes a more discreet euphemism for "being on your period" is preferable, such as...
Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara
Trolling for Vampires
A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy
Saddling Old Rusty
Feelin' Menstru-riffic!
Clean-Up in Aisle One
Massacre at the Y
T-Minus 9 Months and Holding
Game Day for the Crimson Tide
Panty Shields Up, Captain!
Taking Carrie to the Prom
Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band
Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp
Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
Aunt Floe is visiting
and my PERSONAL FAVORITE...
I need a Hammock for Sick Monkey!!
LMFAO!!!
