Let's see here...Just a reminder to you stupid fucks out there: I WILL NOT JUSTIFY MYSELF OR MY ACTIONS TO YOU OR ANYONE ELSE. READ MY FUCKING PROFILE YOU CUNTS. I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN: I AM FAT, OPINIONATED, LOUD, CUSS LIKE A SAILOR, DRINK OCCASIONALLY, SMOKE CIGARETTES, RECOVERED DRUG ADDICT, DANCE LIKE A STRIPPER EVEN THOUGH I'M FAT, WEAR WHAT I WANT, SAY WHAT I WANT, DO WHAT AND WHO I WANT, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, I HAVE A FIANCE', I DRIVE LIKE I STOLE IT, I FLIP PEOPLE OFF ON A REGULAR BASIS, I LOVE MY MOM, I HATE STUPID WHORES, I HATE SKINNY WOMEN WHO THINK THEIR GOD'S GIFT TO MEN CUZ LET ME TELL YOU HONEY, EVER MAN WANTS TO FUCK A FAT GIRL AT LEAST ONCE SO IF YOU WANT HIM TO KEEP GNAWING ON PELVIC BONE, KEEP HIS FUCKIN ASS ON A LEASH OR HE MIGHT JUST BE ENJOYING JELLY ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT, MMK? MY LIFE IS MINE...M-I-N-E. NO ONE ELSE'S AND UNTIL I SELL IT TO THE DEVIL, OR SOMEONE TAKES IT FROM ME, I'LL DO WITH IT AS I SEE FIT. IF I WANNA TATTOO, PIERCE, CUT, SCRAPE, BITE, OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER, I.....WILL.....DO.....SO. IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO RETALIATE ON THIS LITTLE "BLOW UP" OF MINE, SAVE YOUR FUCKIN' BREATH BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR PATHETIC PISSING AND MOANING, OR YOUR POOR PITY-ME BULLSHIT. THE SAME ATTITUDE THAT I PROJECTED IN THIS PARAGRAPH, THAT PROBABLY JUST PISSED YOU OFF, IS THE SAME FUCKING ATTITUDE THAT SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE LOVE ME FOR BECAUSE I SAY WHAT I WANT NO MATTER WHOSE FEELINGS I HURT. BOO FUCKING HOO.
:This has been another public service announcement by:
THE ONE AND O-N-L-Y DAZZYLYNN MOTHERFUCKERS! WUT!
