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I'm in my 20s and still haven't achieved much in life. The only job I can maintain is that of a frycook at a local restaurant. I'd get another job, but this is a small town so there are few jobs available and I'd drive out further to expand my horizons, but I've failed every driving test I've ever taken. The only other guy I work with hates my guts and I'm in love with this southern bell who's really smart and athletic, but I'm so deep in the "friendship territory" that it's not funny. My only other friend is mentally challenged which is probably why he can put up with my social awkwardness. On top of all that, I live in a pineapple under the sea. FML!!!
