Donatien Alphonse François, Count(Marquis) de Sade ..."if you enjoy wickedness, it shows that Nature intended you to be wicked, and it would be wicked not to be." Ron Jeremy(The Hedgehog)...“You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.” Gene Simmons...“The notion is that if you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs.” Andrew "Dice" Clay..."I drink to stop the voices in my head. Do you know what's so bad about them, they stutter. Ddddddave... Kkkkkkikikill your papapapapaparents!!” Adam Sandler...“Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.” Chris Rock...“Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense” Dennis Leary...“I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?” Dennnis Miller...“What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.” George Carlin...“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live!” Ozzy Osbourne...“I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots” Robin Williams..."Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs." Rodney Dangerfield...“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.” Angelina Jolie..."I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.” Bette Midler...“I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.” Courtney Love...“Cocaine is like really evil coffee.” Christina Ricci... “Now my body is really womanly - a little too much so. It's something I can fall back on. When I don't know what else to do, I stick my chest out.” Elizabeth Hurley...“A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for you and is good for your skin.” Jamie Lee Curtis... “My breasts are beautiful, and I gotta tell you, they've gotten a lot of attention for what is relatively short screen time.” Jessica Alba...“I could have sexual chemistry with vinegar.” Katherine Heigl...“I prefer a kiss that is so much more than just a tongue in your mouth.” Katie Holmes...“I watched a porno once, it was really funny.” Liv Tyler...“The age I'm at now, you go from being a young girl to suddenly you blossom into a woman. You ripen, you know? And then you start to rot.” melissa Joan Hart...“I'm a pretty open person. Like, if I have good sex, then the next day I'm going to tell everyone I know about it.” Natalie Portman..,“They tell me: 'OK, this is where we're going to push up your cleavage,' and I'm like, 'What cleavage?' ” Neve Campbell...“It's about a young woman's sexual exploration,” Pink... “I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.”