The difference between FAKE ASS friends and REAL friends
>>
>>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
>>REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
>>
>>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
>>REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
>>
>>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
>>was wrong.
>>REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ...
>>but that shit was fun!"
>>
>>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
>>REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
>>
>>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
>>back.
>>REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
>>
>>FAKE ASS
FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
>>REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
>>you.
>>
>>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd
>>is doing.
>>REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
>>
>>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
>>REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
>>
>>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
>>REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
>>
>>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
>>had enough.
>>REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
>>"Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
>>
>>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the
person who talks shit about
>>you.
>>REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
>>
>>FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would ignore this
>>REAL FRIENDS: Will pass this on
I keep finding more and more fake people on here.. its starting to become a game of cat and mouse... lol ** much love ** to the REAL people here.. lol
