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| | experience -vs- youth |
| created @ 01/18/2008 03:24 pm |
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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was
marrying a 'mail order' bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if
the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it
was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his
new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be
twenty-one in November."
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was,
could see that the sexual appetite of a young
woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-
old man.
Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be
happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom
should consider getting a hired hand to help him
out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its
own course. Tom thought this was a good idea
and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into
Tom in town again. 'How's the new wife?',
asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, 'Good - She's pregnant.'
The banker, happy that his sage advice had
worked out, continued, 'And how 's the hired
hand?'
Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant
too.'
Don't ever underestimate old Geezers. |
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