A fellow checked into a hotel on
a business trip recently and was
a bit lonely so he thought he'd
get one of those girls you see
advertised in the phone books
under
"Escorts and Massages".
He opened the phone book to an
ad for a girl calling herself
Erogonique, a lovely girl,
bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves
in all the right places, beautiful
long wavy hair, long graceful
legs all the way up.
You know the kind.
So he is in his room and figures,
what the hell, he gave her a call.
"Hello?"
the woman says.
God she sounded sexy!
"Hi, I hear you give a great
massage and I'd like you to
come to my room and give me one.
No, wait,
I should be straight with you.
I'm in town all alone and what
I really want is sex.
I want it hard, I want it hot,
and I want it now.
I'm talking kinky the whole
night long. You name it,
we'll do it.
Bring implements,
toys,
everything you've got in your
bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night;
Tie me up,
cover me in chocolate
syrup and whip cream,
anything you
want baby.
Now, how does that sound?"
She says,
"That sounds fantastic,
but for an outside line
you need to press 9
