DaLeprechaun's blog: "Emotions"

LISTEN AS THE WIND BLOWS FROM ACROSS THE GREAT DEVIDE VOICES TRAPTED AND YURNING, MEMORIES TRAPTED IN TIME THE NIGHT IS MY COMPANION AND SOLITUDE MY GUIDE WHAT I SPEND FOR AIR HERE AND NOT BE SATISFIED AND I WOULD BE THE ONE TO HOLD YOU DOWN KISS YOU SO SOFT , I'LL TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY, AND AFTER THAT, WIPE AWAY THE TEARS. JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES DEAR THROUGH THIS WORLD I STUMBLE SO MANY TIMES BETRAYED. TRYIN TO FIND AN HONEST WORD. TO FIND THE TRUTH INSIDE. YOU SPEAK TO ME IN RIDDLES AND YOU SPEAK TO ME IN RYMES. MY BODY ACHES TO BREATH YOUR BREATH, YOUR WORDS KEEP ME ALIVE INTO THIS NIGHT I WANDER. TO MOURNING RED I DREAD ANOTHER DAY OF KNOWING OF A LIFE I FEAR TO DREAM. AND TO A SEA OF WAKING DREAMS I FOLLOW WITHOUT PRIDE CAUSE WHEN THINGS STAND BETWEEN US HERE AND I WON'T BE DENIED AND I WOULD BE THE ONE TO HOLD YOU DOWN KISS YOU SO SOFT, I'LL TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY, AND AFTER THAT, WIPE AWAY THE TEARS. JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES DEAR

As St. Paddy's Day approaches, the below information is vital: BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE SYMPTOM CAUSE CORRECTIVE ACTION Feet cold and wet Glass Being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling Feet warm and wet Improper Bladder Control Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training Beer unusually pale and tasteless a. Glass empty. b. You're holding a Coors Lite Get someone to buy you another beer Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights You have fallen over backward. Have yourself leashed to bar Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes You have fallen forward See above Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet a. Mouth not open b. Glass applied to wrong part of face Retire to restroom, practice in mirror Floor Blurred You are looking through bottom of empty glass Get someone to buy you another beer Floor moving You are being carried out Find out if you are being taken to another bar Room seems unusually dark Bar has closed Confirm home address with bartender. If staff is gone, grab a six-pack to go and hit the nearest fire escape door. Run Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside Everyone looks up to you and smiles You are dancing on the table Fall on someone cushy-looking Beer is crystal-clear It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up Punch him People are standing around urinals, talking or putting on makeup You're in the ladies' room Do not use urinal! Excuse yourself, exit and try the next door down the hall. Try to get phone numbers (optional) Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear You have been in a fight Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in You've wandered into the wrong party See if they have free beer Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor and an interesting steel door. Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk a. You're in jail b. You're in the navy Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow. Don't talk to your new roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach You are dancing to a Village People song, and your partner is wearing leather chaps You're in a gay bar Keeping your back to the wall, edge toward nearest exit. Do not accept offers for backrubs Your singing sounds distorted The beer is too weak Have more beer until your voice improves Don't remember the words to the song Beer is just right Play air guitar

Twas the Night Before Christmas Current mood: happy 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a usty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee. They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub. And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, As each little reindeer now emptied its bladder. I was donning my jacket to cover my ass, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash. His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore. That was some brothel, he said with a smile, The reindeer are pooped, I'll just stay here awhile. He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink. I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, The next was a handgun with a penis that spits. A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And a six pair of panties, the edible kind. A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And several other things that I shouldn't even mention. A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, A dildo so long, it lay in a coil. This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit, So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split. He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve. He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead. In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch! The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!

When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug or a kiss she will just stand there When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but shes scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever Guy Facts: When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you, and cant stop thining about you When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong, and is sorry When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few minutes he means it When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world, and no one else means more When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday, he cant get you out of his thoughts When a guy tells you he loves you, he wants you more than anything When a guy says he can't live without you, he means exactly that When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey"

love notes Current mood: touched One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

This was something that a friend posted on here that really is true about the way we live our lives. I was amazed when I read this for the first time and so to keep these words alive, I wanted to post this in my blog so that maybe these words might touch another heart who is in need of help. The quickest way to receive love is to give love, The fastest way to lose love Is to hold it too tightly, And the best way to keep love Is to give it wings. Don't dismiss your dreams. To be without dreams is to be without hope. To be without hope is to be without purpose. Don't run through life so fast That you forget not only where you have been, But also where you are going. Life is not a race But a journey to be savored Each step of the way...

Love is not about giving or receiving gifts but about sharing each other's feelings and letting each other know how much you really care. You need to be romantic, creative, and unique. The best way to show someone you really care is by words and how your actions make them feel special. You need to say something coming from the heart and show them from your soul. Love them for who they are and not for who you are. I thought I had found that special someone in my life. Life was good. the things that we did for easch other and the times we shared together. is what really made me fallin love with this person. I can still recall some of the best moments that we shared together. A long time ago we would call each other and talk for hours about things that really didnt even matter. Conversations that last all night long just so we could here each others voice. There were times that all we would do was ride around town just so we could listen to music. and have a good time. we hung out with old friends and met new ones along the way. How did we grow so far apart. It seemed like we just started living a lie. We let others come between us. and out of the blue, the conversation faded into oblivion. before. We were in love. for the first time in my life I had found somebody that I truely and deeply loved. I would do anything for this person. Christmas comes along. the only thing that is on my mind is her. after all the gifts were opened and everything was done. the was one gift left. as the package was reveiled, you could see here eyes fill with emotions. She knows what it is and starts to hesitate on opening it. To here eyes it was happiness to see that what she held was true love in this little ring. I told here that this was me wanting to say that one day I wanted her by my side. I loved her so much and she knew this to be true. Where did this love go? we find ourselves slipping further apart. The death of something so beautiful drawing ever so close with each passing breath. What has become of us. We lost sight of what was dear to us. As we come to finding ourselves arguing all the time, we forget to think about the other that is now apart of us both. as we both grow apart the feelings will always be there everytime we look into the eyes of the beauty that our love created. those feelings will always be there no matter what we say or how much we deny it, they will always remain. for all that has come to be for this love and all the memories that were shared, we fail to see what we held dearest to our hearts. I now realize that I have lost my true best friend. Not because of things that happened, but for the things that didnt. with all of my heart. I say that I am truely sorry. for all who chooses to read this. I hope that this might help you in hopes that it might help you understand your true feelings for that significant other. As so I now leave you with this poem. -Awaken love- Awaken that love your heart does hold, Express all those feelings of love untold. Don't let that love just slip away, Because of feelings you didn't say. Express all those memories you hold so deep, Even those dreams in your nightly sleep. Don't let that loved one, just walk away, Because of hard times you had that day. Express that love your heart does hold, Never let the warmth of love get cold. So never let your love just fall a sleep, Two hearts in love you'll always keep. By John E. Mingo Sr