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I am a tall, attractive white male born and raised in Cambridge, Ma. who has recently relocated to Downey, Idaho. I am a fun-loving, outgoing and generous person who enjoys meeting new people and making friends. I am into Music, Movies and Games. I also enjoy many outdoor activities. I go camping, hiking, horseback riding, dirt biking, shooting, and mountian biking. I used to rollerblade back when I lived near the city of Boston, but I dont think I will be doing much of that out here with the lack of paved roads around Downey. Anyways, if you would like to know more about me please feel free to send a message or friend request and we can talk! However, please be patient with me as I am not always near a computer. Thanks!

This Is What My Astrological Profile Sounds Like! (lol)

You are one smooth operator. Assertive yet sensitive, you beguile potential lovers with your sexual chemistry. You can be so easily distracted by love, that you frequently screw your way in and out of divorce court with startling regularity. Your ideal fantasy just stepped out of a 1950's black & white love story where you are the hero, and she is the stranger with a past. With a pistol in hand and the police in hot pursuit. Your real-life lover is more likely to need a nursemaid or a therapist!

Sexually these boy & girls are pleasure seekers and champions at manipulation by seduction. This bunch is prone to secret affairs, multiple partners, random sexual liaisons, and fantasizing about the perfect romance instead of working on the they have.

Your charm lies in your vulnerability and gentlemanly good manners. You have both an inexplicable talent for intuiting another's desire and the inspired ability to make her dreams come true. In love, you are seldom without willing partners, however you long for another empathetic soul who is both ethereal and earthly.

The Truth About Men And Women:

I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. Girls prefer being called beautiful instead of hott or sexy. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fulfill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, but because its true and you know they like to hear them. In short... we need to grow up and stop acting like freaking retarded little boys.