Cupcake's blog: "donuts."

my fucking iPod works! glory to God! pee es: "fuck you guys...im going home"

::nay2thej: 04:26 ass milk. if someone gave you a million dollars. would you drink it? ::cupcake: 04:26 well... that all depends on how much money i already had....and who's ass i would be drinking it from. ::nay2thej: 04:27 ok, what if it was montell jordan's ::cupcake: 04:28 montell jordan? thats fucking random. 04:28 pre. or post. shit? ::nay2thej: 04:28 post ::cupcake: 04:28 how long afterward? ::nay2thej: 04:29 20 min ::cupcake: 04:30 20 min.... hmmm 04:30 and how much money do i have at this time? ::nay2thej: 04:30 c'mon you can do it 04:31 100 dollars ::cupcake: 04:31 thats it?! ::nay2thej: 04:31 yep ::cupcake: 04:31 damn. well...is it flavored milk? ::nay2thej: 04:31 you need this money d 04:31 yeah, it's poo flavored ::cupcake: 04:31 1%? 2%? skim? ::nay2thej: 04:32 2%, is that a problem, cause maybe I can re-process it for you princess. c'mon lets not be picky 04:33 lol ::cupcake: 04:33 i like 2%..bitch. 04:33 [sidenote: dont ever call me princess again] ::nay2thej: 04:33 hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa. alri, then it's montell ass milk time ::cupcake: 04:34 shit. you should page him.

:: From: Cupcake Date: Jan 10 2007 9:46 AM Subject: nice work... um..yeah...no wonder. :: From: ashley barrett photography Date: Jan 10 2007 9:48 AM hey old friend... what's new? still in SF? :: From: Cupcake Date: Jan 10 2007 9:54 AM wow. i'm in awe. yes. i am still in gaytown, usa. LA i see? :: From: ashley barrett photography Date: Jan 10 2007 10:01 AM Awe? haha. Yeah, LA for now. :: From: Cupcake Date: Jan 10 2007 10:02 AM so.. are you really gay? :: From: ashley barrett photography Date: Jan 10 2007 10:04 AM am i really gay? haha. wow. No, why? :: From: Cupcake Date: Jan 10 2007 10:06 AM well... because if i sucked your cock..and you WERE gay before the fact...then i was wondering if my mouth was essentially in other men's asses. :: From: ashley barrett photography Date: Jan 10 2007 10:10 AM haha. wow. you're such a romantic. :: From: Cupcake Date: Jan 10 2007 10:15 AM oh..and sucking you off was the most sentimental thing i have ever done...*coughs* ..and since when were YOU a hopeless romantic? :: From: ashley barrett photography Date: Jan 10 2007 10:18 AM maybe not...but, i remember it was pretty fucking good. why did you even think i was gay? :: From Cupcake Date: Jan 10 2007 10:23 AM is that not YOU in the video, in your skivies rubbin' up on some homo leg? i guess i just wanted to give you a hard time. ugh..im too fucking nice. *and he signed off* *signs on again* :: From: ashley barrett photography Date: Jan 10 2007 10:53 AM what video? i'm fucking lost? but, no...never had my dick in a man's ass. :: From: Cupcake Date: Jan 10 2007 11:06 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwEDhmNcXNI ..i stumbled across this in a friends blog. :: From: ashley barrett photography Date: Jan 10 2007 11:10 AM haha. wow! that is brilliant! :: From: Cupcake Date: Jan 10 2007 11:11 AM you're telling me. i think i pissed AND shit a little when i saw YOU in it. :: From: ashley barrett photography Date: Jan 10 2007 11:14 AM yeah, so did i. :) :: From: Cupcake so...what are you saying here? that you don't remember filming such things? :: From: ashley barrett photography Date: Jan 10 2007 11:19 AM yeah, no recall! is it weird that i want to fuck myself now? :: From: Cupcake Date: Jan 10 2007 11:21 AM no. i do it all day long...fuck myself..that is. and..drugs? im lost. :: From: ashley barrett photography Date: Jan 10 2007 11:27 AM i guess i have a twin out there. :: From: Cupcake Date: Jan 10 2007 11:29 AM riiiiiggghhhhhttt.. and he just so happens to be in film..AND chew gum the same way you do? youre not fooling ME mister.

observe: a guy i "e-dated" [whom i met on myspace] was in such films, as "Bring It On" , "Ten Things I Hate About You", and various other teen garbage movies. After watching this video on my homie 'compton ass matt's'profile, i spotted Ashley Barrett, also known as Ashley Howard to his Hollywood folk. i came to the realization that i sucked a gay cock. *hoping it went gay after the fact* spy: he is the strawberry blonde with the fuaxhawk wearing nothing but his gay ass panties. [on the floor, groping two semi-naked men.]

->Guinea: have you tried the tri-tip? its delicious! Guinea: are you hitting on me? ->Guinea: *hands you a hanky from my weiner pocket.* Guinea: *gasp* my feelings.... I'm going to go cry. ->Guinea: beeteedub: i found you a date for the party. hes not a sailor, but im sure he'll do: http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=406111&albumid=0&i=2940507246# Guinea: haha, with all these pretty girls around it's not the hanging that worries me ->Guinea: "Dangle, are you aware that your balls are hanging out of your shorts?" Guinea: I can only hide so much...!! ->Guinea: toss on a cher-like wig and some glitter glue and your good to go! Guinea: *looks around* uh.... I think I'm the wrong gender to be at this naked party .... ->Guinea: oh fuck! its dennis rodman! is this a naked wedding!? Guinea: *hides behind the over sized condom ice sculpture* what the hell kinda party is this? ->Guinea: call for plastic seat cover! "some one come clean up this pee!" Guinea: *points to the midget in drag* ->Guinea: "who spiked the punch!?" Guinea: sherri's party is gonna be rocking, I heard they got a pinata and some ones sneaking in some brandi :O ->Guinea: "moving on to our next agenda...sherri's birthday party"

my little sister, was taking this quiz with me over the phone [she's eight by the way]. she said she would be a krispy pee covered donut with dog diarhea filling .. yeah .. she totally takes after me. she says she wants to run a port-a-potty business and make people poop and pee in her honey buckets and if they didnt "go" enough, she would "make them" .. wierdo. oh on that note, she said she's gonna collect all my rabbit's tirds and "stick holes through them and make them into beads" .. she fucking rocks! You Are a Boston Creme Donut You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you. But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft. You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily. You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out. What Donut Are You?