1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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> > 2. A day without sunshine is like - Night.
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> > 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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> > 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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> > 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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> > 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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> > 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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> > 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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> > 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
> Cheese in the trap.
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> > 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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> > 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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> > 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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> > 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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> > 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
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> 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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> > 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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> > 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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> > 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
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> > 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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> > 20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
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> > 21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
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> > 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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> > 23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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> > 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What
>the hell happened?"
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> > 25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
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> > 26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear
> bright until you hear them speak.
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> > 27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of
> Jalapenos. What you do today might burn you tomorrow --