My name is Chris, some of my friends call me "CJ". I am 6' 3" with blonde hair and blue eyes. I am roughly 175 lbs. and have one goofy sense of humor that may strike you as odd at times. I am an aspiring DJ and I live in Crystal Lake Illinois. I am currently in the process of making and remixing more songs then I know quite what to do with exactly. I have given out a few copies of my CDs here and there so far and those were to some important people in the industry that are personal friends of mine(as well as several copies to just random people lol). I am also working on having some of my music played at a few of the clubs in the area. I also like candle light dinners and long walks on the beach as well as curling up next to a fire , lmao just playin but seriously I do I swear! Anyways that is pretty much it for now since I seem to have encountered a brain fart and can't think of anything else to put in here. So if you are still reading this portion of my page you are wasting your time there is nothing usefull or of any importance contained in this loverly little spot. So by all means please move on ahead and stop reading this section. Seriously now what the fuck I just told you to move on why the hell are you still reading this? Soon I may end up just typinging out some random shit that will just make your head spin until it explodes or bursts into flames. I strongly recommend for your own safety that you move on now this could hurt just a little bit if you don't. The woodchuck and the squirel were talking to the duck when the duck began to change colors. The duck suddenly transformed into a robot. 'Oh no' exclaimed the fox who had just eaten the squirel , it was a robot in desquise. Just then the frog who was sitting there eating flies turned to me. Oh yeah did I mention I was there too ? Well the frog turned and winked at me so I had to stop selling vaccums. Then my sister informed me that the kangaroo hopped backwards. To which I simply responded " He had his reasons". Wow what the fuck is wrong with you. You are still reading this shit ? Your head hasn't exploded or burst into flames yet ? You are truely one sick individual that much is certain my friend.