So about an hour or so ago I was literally "disowned" by my real life blood family because of a post I made on Facebook.

Does this make me an orphan now and can I put myself up for adoption?

P.S.

I had a good cry, chugged half a bottle of wine and smoked a joint so I'm fine with being disowned for the moment.

and I LOVE MOST OF YOU FUCKERS (h)