Over 16,535,979 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
So which one of you is fuckin with me now?
Three different accounts -yet obviously the same person- want to add me,
and then I notice I'm the one who supposedly referred em...
I'm still deciding whether I'm amused or not. Hmm...
I'm normally can laugh at all the weirdos on this site.
My amusement button is broke this week, in part to the dumb shit that seemed to explode in my sb recently.
Below is just a tame sample.
I thought I was rather nice, considering I knew with the little "cowboy" was up to.
Still blocked me in the end.
I guess I made him fear for his everlasting soul.
Yes, I'm that awesome.
In case you haven't checked out the source of this stupidity: http://www.fubar.com/blog/289667/1060729
I dare you!
http://miss-artemis.mybrute.com
What is it that you absolutely need sexually?
A sense of adventure, an open mind.
What is something you have always wanted to try?
Mile High club
What is something you have never done in bed before?
I'm sure there's a few things out there I haven't heard of.
What time of day do you like to have sex?
I love Nooners.
What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
Their excitement... always a good thing to know they're enjoying it too.
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
I love kissing. I can spend quite some time just kissing, with hands just shoulders and above.
But only if I'm not in the mood to rush.
If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?
Is the door open?
Is it my grandma??
Cuz I swear, Grammie, I didn't mean for you to see that, it wasn't what it looked like and I promise I'll never do it again!
Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?
Not at all.
Have you ever faked an orgasm?
I have.. even did it once in front of an entire audience of RHPS attendees.
What Part of your body are you self-conscious about?
From boobs to knees. :/
Do you have any sexual regrets?
Not doin it more when I was younger.
If a lover cheated on you would you take them back?
Nope.
How Important is sex in your life?
Top 5.
How Important is love in your life?
Top 2.
What is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf?
Not much of a big, blow-out fight kinda girl. More like slow burn into seething anger, followed by a short, to the point fight where i don't hide how sharp my tongue can be.
And that's been very few times, I think last time was a long ago bf when he called me a whore for no good reason.
Do you believe in make-up sex?
Don't think i've experienced this.
Have you ever told a complete stranger something you kept from a lover?
Only that one time at the free clinic.
Have you ever had a one night stand?
Yep.
If you could go back in time would you change it or take it back?
Meh.. not really. Other than i think he stole my panties, that kinda weirded me out.
Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant table?
Maybe at Burger King
Where would you have sex in public?
It's fun, anywhere when the time is right.
Would you ever have sex while at work?
i do it all the time.
Would you have sex in the dressing room of a department store?
Sure.
Would you have sex in the rain?
Been done, it was nice.
What is the highest number of orgasms you have had in one sex romp?
Pre-kids, dear hubby and I would have some awesome Sexcapades, days where we only stopped to pass out or grab some food...
*sigh*
How many do you wish you could have?
Now, I'm happy to get one or two a week from somebody besides good ol' Rosie.
What sounds do you like to hear during sex?
Headboards breaking, cracking drywall and neighbors threatening to call the cops.
What sounds do you make during sex?
Barnyard animal noises.
What words do you love to hear during sex?
"Yes, just like that" "I can't believe you let me do that" and "Don't tell anyone I let you do that"
What do you yell during an orgasm?
"Aaaaand.... Boom goes that dynomite!"
How many times a week do you like to have sex?
I have two small children who still wake up at all times of the night for various reasons and are hanging from my ankles during the day, I'm lucky to get whatever I get.
Do you want to try the 69 position?
I think it's over-rated.
What are your three fav. positions?
1. Reverse cowgirl
2. Face down, ass up
3. Against the wall - preferably shower wall
What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body?
1. My ears
2. Neck
3. Breastestes
Top or Bottom?
East
Bedroom or other room?
Whatever.
Lights on or off?
Either, but if you turn the lights on for a nooner just know I'm gonna smack you upside the head.
Public or Private?
Both.
Geez, do people really only stick to one thing their entire sexual life? I'd rather go without than have the same thing over and over.
Partially or Entirely naked?
Whatever the situation calls for.
Oil & Lotion or Candles & Satin Sheets
Oil and plastic sheets
Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle?
Surprise me.
Standing up or Laying down
Again, does no one mix it up?
Soft or Firm touch?
Rough hands and soft, whispery kisses all over and hard kisses with gentle hands skimming my body
Under Covers or On Top?
Hmmm, I'll have to try this under the covers thing, sounds kinda kinky.
Would you ever have sex in your childhood bedroom?
Already checked off the list.
Have you ever hooked up on a swing set?
No, but I have abused other park equipment.
Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo?
Not really, I know any style of kink i can think of is excepted somewhere.
Any New Positions you haven't done but want to try?
Probably
Do you have any sexual fetishes you want to explore?
Meh.
Are there any secret desires you have never told?
Nope, pretty open sexually.
Where in the house is your favorite spot to have sex?
I'll have to say the kitchen
..by the way, did you get the invitation for my dinner party next week?
What is your favorite thing about sex?
The little known fact that it feels AWESOME.
What is your favorite sexual setting?
Vegas deluxe suite
Would you ever work out nude?
Good God, why??
Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?
Been there...
Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf?
Been there...
Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?
My husband did two overseas tours, what do you think?
Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person?
Need? More.
Get? Not so sure...
Who was on your mind while you did this survey?
My redheaded sex slave a.k.a. husband.
