Charley's blog: "dictionary"

Listening to Country music to cheer yourself up.

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in FINE.

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

Is a woman's way of saying "FUCK YOU!"

A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.

A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.