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Dear Lady at the Bus Stop:
Despite the fact that you are 80 years older than anyone else on the planet, I got a warm and fuzzy feeling in my loins when I walked past you on my way to lunch today. What you lack in conventional beauty you more than make up for in your ability to fill out those pair of control hose, rolled to just under your shapely knee. I must admit that I was taken aback, yet my heart was aflutter, when you removed the cigarette from your mouth with a yellowed crook of a hand and uttered this seductive line as I passed:
"Nice ass there fella"
In closing, I would like to recite a line from a movie which sums up all I feel for you, O horniest of senior citizens.
"Take me to bed or lose me forever"
~Faceman
