Over 16,529,842 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
I know this is anathema to certain people, but how about adding some utility and usability to aid members in enjoying the site the way casual observation reveals about their behavior patterns?
Suggestion #1 - Pimpout market/exchange. A place where people selling or needing pimpouts, buzzkills, pimp slaps, etc... can meet and exchange services, like an internal eBay or craigslist.
Sure, it's not interacting with each other the way you might want us to, but it's how a lot of people interact, and would be much more useful than another way to spin those point wheels you say you're so disgusted with us for spinning so fast, anyway. People interacting and talking with people rather than clicking on pictures at random. This is a community of people you want to see interacting, and you keep giving us more excuses for narcissism and voyeurism. Not exactly social behavior.
I think I'm done for now.
Love,
Higgs Boson
So I was noticing those silly condoms were still taking up space in the bling shop, and wondered... why aren't they ready with new bling to replace the old, limited-edition stuff when they know they need more?
I have an idea which could potentially exceed my low sales projections and help them move to even better servers than the ones we just moved to!
BOBBLEHEADS!
A whole Fu-Family of bobble-head blings. Baby J... Scrapper... umm.... Marketman?!!! Buy one, collect them all!
Seriously, though. Bobbleheads. Think about it. I think that would be pretty cool and easily carried over into different character series.
Love,
Higgs Boson
I get a bit annoyed every time I log in and see Fubar wanting to co-opt my social networking status to advertise this site, for the pittance of 50,000 fubucks. Given that they offer a $7.50 1-day blast for 10 million:
750/10000000 = .000075 cents per fubuck * 50000 = 3.75 cents for your giving them access to twitter or facebook or 7.5 cents for both!
Or did I do this all wrong because I just saw someone in my bartab "liked" fubar on facebook for 1.875 cents?
Anyway... you may all extrapolate from there
Dear Baby Jesus,
This morning I had an epiphany! Well, another one, anyway. Having invented derivative blings such as the Breast Cancer Awareness Month Booberang, and Godless mode this past week, I clicked on the "like" button and it was as if a ray of light had shown down from the sky (not to be confused with the morning sunbeam currently blinding my left eye).
Fubar BINGO! Yes, though it should be called FUBAR since they have the same number of letters, but that's just one small bit of the larger picture. See, you can buy a FUBAR card and then you wait for the people on the card to flit by on the top of the screen, clicking the "like" button as you see them, and thusly marking them off on the card. The first person with a FUBAR wins the pot, which I neglected to mention the buy-in for each round. You can have fubuck bingo, and even bling credit bingo, seeing as the pot is comprised solely of credits by contributors.
Anyway, that's all the thought I feel like putting into this right now. I have a nice cup of coffee to enjoy before it gets too cool.
Love,
Higgs Boson
