59 Year Old
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Invited by: 263995·
Joined on November 10, 2006
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 10th
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i believe in the powers that be ... Karma... and the pursuit of happiness... (( ya if i didn't have to keep phuckin' chasing it all the time ))......!!!!!!!!!! Strength and confidence are two of your greatest assets, especially when it comes to tackling challenges that fall in your path. You're more than prepared for the task -- let your humor and patience do the rest.Now since you have my attention..... Divert it elsewhere
What is your style of Gothic Beauty?
Classic New Romantic: You are the gothest of the Goth, your pale skin and raven hair fool mourners into thinking you are a living ghost as you slink around a graveyard with your sketch book. You are the epitome of the scene; you listen to the right music, wear beautifully tailored gowns and are intelligent enough to hold your own against normal people who accuse you of being Satanic. You have a tight circle of friends who you do everything with and they understand when you need time alone. You see beauty where others see dirt, you're creative flair will lead you down paths that only people can dream about. You seem unapproachable but that is just your icy exterior, there are times when you open up, most often when you've had more wine than usual! You wear your dark cape and gothic jewelled chokers with a regal air you were born with. Your motto is "There is beauty in darkness" Take this quiz!
59 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by: 263995·
Joined on November 10, 2006
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 10th
·9 referrals joined!
The Original Joke of the DAy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."To which his wife responds:"He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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