I don't believe in Santa, The Tooth Fairy, miracles, "true love", god or whatever bull you are trying to feed me. I believe in myself and the few people in life that I know I can count on. I believe in magic, though not the conventional kind and that there are things in this world far bigger than us. I don't believe that simply being human makes us special, it's who we are as a person, that defines our value. I am a realist, a pessimist and sometimes an opportunist. I can be funny, witty, and sarcastic, though it will probably be at your expense. So, be prepared. I am, I'll admit, rather cynical and I do know I'm jaded. But please don't read this and start thinking you are like me, because you are not."To those who can't hear the music, the dancers seem insane" - George Carlin - Brain Droppings"Expect no miracles. The dead stay dead and the living only wait to join them" - Dean Koonz - Hideaway"They say that when the body dies, the soul lives on. Though sometimes it is the spirit that dies and the body that keeps on living." - C.K. McKay - Out of the Ashes"Sleep..Those little slices of death. How I loathe them." - Edgar Allen Poe