hi, my names Dan, people have called me Danimal, dan the man, Double D, Dil, Dildo Dan(from the castle), pockets, Chubs, Dairy queen Dan, Metalicock, Dan the Steel man, Danny boy, Domino Dan, Fudge'ums, Danny McDoggins, Dan's world, Deli Dan, Dood, Destination Dan, and I've been Called Dave a few times by people who cant remember Dan. uh...about me..well i've heard from people that I'm fun to be around, and even more fun to drink with, or so i've been told also, I have some crazy stories i guess. some are almost unbelievable, but they're true. Someone told me I should strap a camera to my head and record the things I do and come across. I'm currently sobering up from last night at a party whom I only knew one person. I learned that smoke detectors that are hard wired into apartments are very sensitive and hard to shut off. yeah... I went a bit overboard with the everclear...which I should be allowed to every once in a while...especially since I probably shouldn't be alive right now. I Narrowly avoided what would have been and almost was a horrific freak motorcycle accident. That gives me the right to celebrate and go a bit over right? So yeah, My Harley Davidson Street Bob is my main and only source of transportation. I went to Arizona to study to be a Motorcycle Tech, moved back up here, worked at a Harley dealership a few months doing that full time and Delivering pizza part time, bought a pretty decent car for 4 grand, then the very next day got laid off at the dealership for the slowing riding season, then 3 weeks later I got into a wreak delivering pizza and totaled my car, lost that car and a job instantly, worked concrete construction to try to get money and get back on my feet and then work slowed for winter and I got laid off of that job, Took some bartending classes and now for the past month I've been riding around applying for bartending positions and welding jobs and the economy sucks right now, that or I'm not a chick with big tits that would bring in a lot of cutomers and money. probably a bit both. So what else about me...I like guns, motorcycles, and strippers...uh, I'm broke from all three of those...but all of those I enjoy the fuck out of ever dollar bill I lay down for them...guns and motorcycles included. what else...I juggle, I was in a circus for a bit(most people don't know that) I had an act i did with one of my buds, I juggle balls, rings, clubs and torches...still don't have knives though. Um, I have a Ball Python named Monty, go figure right? Being at the time I was working at the largest porn Shop in the state of Arizona, the only suggestions I got were MyCock, Mandingo, John Holmes, Holmes, Trouser, Johnny Wadd, anything that had to do with a big dick. I didn't want to go up to people like my Grandmother and ask,"Hey, you want to see MyCock"? or if he escapes run around freaked out saying,"I lost MyCock, he got out last night, shut the doors, look by the back of the fridge and the oven, MyCock likes to be in warm places. I'm sure If I had a parakeet I'd probably name him Petey. What else...oh yeah, I have 2 tattoos, they kinda mold into one half sleeve, and I have 16 piercings(which just by looking at me you wouldn't think so).Go ahead and look, I don't have any pictures of much of anything I've talked about because This computer is a piece of shit and has issues loading pictures and I cant figure how to do the whole mobile up load straight to Fubar, and I'm waiting on my laptop/gun/crazy shit go-to guy to get back from Canada sometime this month. But he also said that last month. Actually he was supposed to ship the stuff, but apparently it costs an assload to ship a laptop, 3 hand guns, an M4, some papers and uh, about 3000 rounds ammo. So, when I get that, I'll have the chance to upload more than the dozen picture i have currently. So thats about all I can think of about me. Maybe I'll remember something that I obviously should have mentioned later today...when I'm completely sober, and not something that nobody would really give a shit about, like..that my right ear is a little bigger than my left...or that I have a birth mark on my right butt cheek in the shape of cuba...yeah, I probably should have stopped with the ear thing.