About me:
If you actually READ THIS and then still wanna be friends then that's cool! I'm NOT an asshole I swear! Those of you that have talked to me on the phone can attest to this! Just annoyed as fuck by all of the below mentioned things......

I have tried to post 4 salute pics and they all have been denied so FUCK FUBAR and their stupid ga' damn salute bullshit!! If you want to deny me and/or not talk to me for not having a salute pic then eat me!

DUDES I AM NOT GAY, BI, NOR HAVE ANY INTENTIONS OF ADDING YOU TO MY PAGE! I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH GUYS! OR TRANSSEXUALS OR TRANSGENDERS, PRE OP, POST OP, WHATEVER!

IF I HAVE TO RATE YOU, FAN YOU, BLAST YOU, OR ANY OF THAT SHIT JUST TO SEE YOUR PICS.....THEN YOU ARE NOT WORTH MY TIME!! IF YOU HAVE ALL THESE PICS OF ANGELS, AND SCARECROWS, AND TATTOOS PICS YOU SWEAR YOU DREW, AND WHATEVER ELSE, YET YOU HIDE PICS OF YOURSELF UNTIL PEOPLE ADD YOU AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT....THEN AGAIN YOU ARE NOT WORTH MY TIME! IF A WEBSITE MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU THAT YOU TRY EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE TO GET MORE POINTS AND RATES AND HIGHER AND HIGHER LEVELS AND BUY VIP STATUS, ETC......THEN YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIVES!! THAT IS RIDICULOUSLY PATHETIC!!

AND TO ALL YOU BROKE LAZY BITCHES THAT ASK AND BEG AND PLEAD FOR PEOPLE TO BUY YOU BLASTS.....LOL....YOU VERY SERIOUSLY ARE THE MOST PATHETIC WASTES OF HUMAN FLESH! SAD...SAD...SAD!!


I am NOT going to post 631 different pics of my facial expressions just to make you happy and believe that I am who I say I am! I put pics up when I damn good and well feel like it! NOT because you ask me time after time to post new ones! I am simply here JUST to pass the time, maybe meet some cool people, and just have a little fun! I don't give a shit what level I am, if I will ever be a Fubar Bouncer, Fubar God, Fubar Son-of-a-bitch or whatever other gay names they have for the pathetic souls that spend their lives wasting away on a website!

I hate webcams! I don't need to have one to make someone believe I am sexy or real! If you don't believe me, then fuck off! I don't need to prove shit to anyone! If you have a webcam and want to chat with me while you are on it then that's cool! I have a ZERO tolerance for ignorance, bullshitters, liars, or teases! I'm single, never been married. I like to have F-U-N! I am totally addicted to poker! I play every single day of the week. I am sponsored by PokerPayday.com. I play in tournaments in Tunica, MS, Evansville, IN, Metropolis, IL and quickly working my way to Vegas for the WSOP!! Other fun consists of sex, partying, working out, drinking, shooting pool, darts, NASCAR, reading, paintball, getting freaky, and several others! Oh yeah, and I absolutely can NOT stand white people, that try to act black! Like wiggers, or Eminem wannabe's! Try to talk, walk, act, dress, and front like "thugs" GROW THE FUCK UP YA'LL! No need to try to be "Malibu's Most Wanted"!


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Who I'd like to meet:
Phil Hellmuth for sure!

And on a more "personal" level....
girls that can keep up with my sexual cravings! I LOVE to have sex! I could do it all day everyday. I like it all ways imaginable. And I'm open to new things and suggestions. Also, girls who are sexy in their own way. They don't have to be Barbie dolls. I have seen women that resemble the build of Rosie O'Donnell that have made me look twice, and talk to um. I LOVE long legs, painted toes, thongs, g-strings, tight jeans, SHORT shorts, nudity, short skirts. If you meet ANY of these, then feel free to hit me up!!