Ok again had to save this convo somewhere since it cracked me up so here it is. BTW if you are reading this keep in mind I have never talked to this chick ever!
->candy_88: I was too actually
candy_88: i was serious thanks
->candy_88: How big is that vibrator? You running it all the way inside of you?
->candy_88: Well it tastes like pennies...I know...big let down right there but to this day I can never look at the change from McDonalds the same ya know.
candy_88: damn i have to use my vibrator again
candy_88: yea but have you ever eatin a woman and she squirted i'm curious how it tasted i get into watchin porn and thats my fav squirters and it looks like urine i know they say its not but what do u think
->candy_88: I live in Indiana hun so your a lil ways away from me
candy_88: so you live where
->candy_88: squirten's hot....nothin wrong with that at all
candy_88: yea i squirt sometimes too so you better wear a raincoat
->candy_88: cotton in my ears huh? Bit of a screamer are we?
candy_88: and you better put cotton in your ears
candy_88: ok on one condition that is you lube it up good and go slow cause the first time in is gonna hurt like hell
->candy_88: What no ramming it up your ass??? Cmon lady if your gonna act like a freak go all the way for me now!
candy_88: read your status message and how bout if you shove it up my pussy and smack me across the ass with it
I tried gettin more outta her at the end there but she was too busy discarding me in favor of her toy....story of my life!
