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Da Bitch Theory!~

"BITCHES" Now, the topic of today is.................. BITCHES! Yup you know them schisty, nasty types.... lyn, trifflen types, that yes, as my earlier blog states... Is in fact a Hoe... Now, to get down to the buisness.... What my freinds, do you think a bitch is.... ? a dog.. only by dictionary... no no my friends a bitch.. well she is so much more... and there are different types of bitches... Am I a Bitch... Oh yes... but I am by far.. a good bitch, down bitch, basic bitch.. you get the drift.... now... I will lay out, some basic bitch material... the types, how they come to be the bitch they are,.. and the rest will follow suit... so, sit back and learn... Now the "basic" bitch... well she is your confidont.. your muse... a bitch that you know.. when you need something, will Basically be there, but has limitaions,... she is quite, doesnt cause trouble, and a honest person... kinda like the "dog" Then comes your "Ride or Die",aka "Down" Bitches... now, these are first and foremost.. your "basic" bitches, but with Flava... they are NOT quite, Nor are they shi... No No, these are the gurls you roll with, throw your kids birthday partys with, do just about everything with, they always have your back, speak the truth, no matter if it hurts.. beat your ass when needed, then pick you up, and grab a bite to eat... These are your Sisters! They eye down the trifflen bitches, Beat down the scanky bitches, and sit in jail right along with you... They are your heart! After.. We have the "Good bitches".. now these I base off of only a relationship... ya know.. the "good" bitch, always holdin her man down, no matta how trifflen his ass has been, she holds herself with respect, plays a good game, doesnt let no "bitch" knock her off her stool... and doesnt take shit... she's a loyal bitch, one to the end.. she aint stupid, she smarter than her man,. and no matter how it may seem.. she aint hurtn.. no no she is gettn hers... how ever it may be.. she's the "good" bitch, "good" at everything... We can not forget my "Independent" Bitches. The ones that are your basic, and down, yet hold there own, struggle there way thru, and never turn away no matter the situation... they handle business, best as they can, dont bs, They are your.. Reborn females.. at one time, they might have been your "monapoly" bitch, or that gullable female.. but they outta no where, and a little vacation, turned there shit around, and came up strong.... The most respectfull bitches, our hard working, single motha bitches.. thats whats up... Then as we all know... there are the lowest of low.. Bitches.. that in fact have so many names.. we will just call them the Monapoly Bitches, and name a few,.. in the monapoly bitches.. we have.. the "Trifflen" the "Scanky" the "Weak" Etc.. You get the basic idea... now.. for me.. these "gurls" n yes they are gurls, cuz no "real" woman, would be so disrespectful.. not to themselves or any otha female.. Now as I was sayn.. these Monapoly Bitches.. most of em lie... Bout where there from.. who they know.. they try to be what they are not... FAKE! From there heads to there toes.. to the way they talk... And boy do they try to fit in.. Alot of these "gurls" chase the "dick" the "money" ya know.. the "dreams" of high class, which the trailor trash small town gurl, knows nada about,.. but pretends to know.. all learned outta a magazine. This type of bitch, she will try to steel any man, sleep wit any dick that shows her the slightest attention,.. show any part of her body, in a public area, wear the tightest clothes, even if she aint got the body, and dry hump any man that walks past, not to metion drull or spit up on herself... these girls spit game they aint got, buy shit they cant afford, and live at home with there mothers.. lol... yet they spit that they are INDEPENDENT bitches... Our trifflen, skanky, weak, bitches.. well they, are as they think.. in player mode.. which its not.. all they do is fill boys heads up with nonsense just to get a ride in there car, or to get in with there crowd, they are manipulative and untrustworthy.. they will try to be your best friend, just to know where your man is and what he is doing, all to "holla" at him while your away.,. They are never there when you are in need, turn there back when it inconvienences them, but show right back up when the shit will benefit them, yes they are your aquantences.. Club bitches.. party bitches, or what ever you wanna call em, but they aint tru, cuz you wont mean shit to them.... There is soo much more on this subject.. but we do not have all day... PLEASE FEEL FREE To Type In A Bitch I Might Have Left Out... Or Elaborate On One Written, Give Your Opinions People.... Now Am I hating? Hell NO.. I love my bitches.. all the way... I am however disgusted by the Monapoly bitches out there in the world, ruining it for the rest of us females... All my bitches are real, And I watch my fake bitches.. yes, we all have em in the gourp, they pretend they ya friend, say they got your back, but have they ever? humm, Nope.. And you keep them bitches at a distance, give a fake smile if ya gotta, but dont trust em.. the old saying, keep your friends close, but your enimies closer.. that applys sometimes.... in most occasions.. just be carefull.... dont make the wrong mistakes.. if you got more than a handfull of "gurls" cut a few, cuz they aint real... someones fake as hell in that group, or hangin on for the ride.. any way, much luv.. Peace..
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