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Love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people. Do it if you wanna know who your real love isii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOUSEND THIS COMMENT TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE. LOOK DOWN AT THE TABLE TOO SEE HOW MUCH PPL LOVE YOU...............1= NOT SO LOVED YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF TOWN2=SOME PPL LOVE YOU BUT NOT TO MANY3=PPL LIKE YOU4= PPL LOVE YOU5= DANG PPL ADORE YOU6= FREAKIN POPULAR
HOW TO MAKE LOVEIngredients:4 Laughing eyes4 Well-shaped legs4 Loving arms2 Firm milk containers2 Nuts1 Fur-lined mixing bowl1 Firm bananaDirections:1. Look into laughing eyes.2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out untilwell creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and coverwith nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,repeat 4 steps 3-5Notes:1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefullybefore and after use.2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.3. If cake rises, leave town.Send this to:0 people- your love life will be shit7 people- you will have a sweet love life and good sex8 or more people- you will find the perfect love
OK - I'VE BEEN HIT - NOW YOU HAVE BEEN TOO SO YOU GOTTA PLAY!""""^^^^^^^^^^^^| || SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., __.|_..._...______===|==|__|..., ] |"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON MY LIST! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT YOU HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE REALLY SEXY. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN YOU HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SEXY...SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK ARE SEXY...-IF YOU GOT 1 BACK THEN YOU ARE UGLY PEOPLE, JUST SENT YOU THIS TO BE NICE-IF YOU GOT 2 BACK YOU'RE BETTER THAN UGLY-IF YOU GET 3 BACK YOU'RE OKAY-IF YOU GET 4 BACK THEN YOU'RE PRETTY-IF YOU GET 5 BACK THEN YOU'RE FREAKIN SEXY-AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE #1 FINE.Send this to all your sexy friends.Including the person who sent it to you
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise mewe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C. Ks are""9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn,I'm lucky! -lol-Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back - Ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back - You have a cpl true friends!Get 3 back - You're aightGet 4 back - You're lovedGet 5 back - You're adoredGet 6 + - Damn you're a celebrity"
You are a"Truly Special" friend of mine and I wanted you to know how much our friendship means to me. Please click on the"Click Here To Get The Code" button at the bottom of this message, and send this to everyone that is"Truly Special" to you and let them know how you feel!
if you recieve: ----------------- 1 - 3 ( Awww, a couple people really care about you! ) 4 - 6 ( Damn, you are loved aren't you! ) 7 - 12 ( WOW! Your friends absolutly adore you!!! )
