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When people say while watching a movie did you see that? No loser. I paid $12 to come to the movies and stare at the floor.
When people say life is short? What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
When people say it's always the last place you look? Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
People who call on the phone at 4.30 in the morning and ask 'Did I wake you up? Oh no!!! You didn't, I am usually up at this hour cutting out my paper dolls.
The phrase "You can't have your cake and eat it too". Now tell me one thing? Why in the world would I go out and buy or steal or beg for a goddamn cake and NOT be able to eat it?
People who stop beside you while you are soaking wet, and say "It's raining isn't it? Rain?? What rain?? NO it's NOT raining. I am this way because I forgot to take my clothes off when I took a shower this morning.
When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Those idiots who sue for anything. It's your fault your fat, not McDonalds'.
When kids over-quote one-liners from funny movies and tv shows to the point where they aren't funny anymore. There's always those kids that think that if they recite Adam Sandler movie quips over and over that they just get funnier and funnier. Well, they don't. And the same goes for the kids who think that quoting a joke from Chappelle's Show or South Park means they know what their talking about.
People who tell you that you don't hate something, you only 'extremely dislike' it. No, I'll tell you what I feel thank you, I don't need your help.
People who can't swear right.~ The people who curse better than anyone would be Joe Pesci and Samuel L. Jackson. Used frequently, yet tastefully, yet somewhat sparingly. And with the right combination of words. I know plenty of kids who just vomits vulgarity without thinking about and it sounds stupid.
