Thanatos's blog: "Lucky 13"

I got to be a cow farmer today...  Saw some uhhh... Well, I'm not really sure how to phrase on this one but, cows were having some tampon fun.  Very strange maneuvering.  Apparrantly artificial insemination has trickled down the grape vine all the way to the bovine.  I guess that's just another one of those moments where having a photographic memory just kind of scars you.  I dunno though, they seemed to take it pretty well.  I mean,  if I was a cow, I  wouldn't really want tampon insertion to be anywhere on my schedule, but you know... They have no choice... They gotta be ready for next week when they get an arm stuck in them for reproductive purposes.  It's all fun and game's till some cow loses their virginity to a fist.:(  I'm not really sure how it goes, but apparantly next Monday has me scheduled for finding out.  Sweet right?  Yeah,  working for my grandparents because my whole family hates me and kicked me out repetitively since graduation day, is awesome.  You know I once heard graduation was sposed to be a climax in a person's life, but I came home from there and found out I had to move.  So cool that my sister was nice enough to let me pay her $200 a month to live in her basement.  Without a job, though, hard money to make.  Anyone else in the world that can't find a job?  Cause I seriously, seriously am trying...  But nothing.  Cept this crazy mechanic/yard work/farmer/whatever job... It's cool for now though.  Free food and board.  It's weird how the clouds look like a bubble around here where I'm at.  On top of a mountain and all...  So strange.