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iJet
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posted on 10/17/2007&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;03:10&nbs-07:00;am

0ctober Is Breast Cancer Awareness Month..
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Breast Cancer Here goes: A handsome, middle-aged man walked quietly into the cafe and sat down. Before he ordered, he couldn't help but notice a group of younger men at the table next to him. It was obvious they were making fun of something about him, and it wasn't until he remembered he was wearing a small pink ribbon on the lapel of his suit that he became aware of what the joking could be all about. The man brushed off the reaction as ignorance, but the smirks began to get to him. He looked one of the rude men square in the eye, placed his hand beneath the ribbon and asked, "This?" With that the men all began to laugh out loud. The man he addressed said, as he fought back laughter, "Hey,sorry man, but we were just commenting on how pretty your pink ribbon looks against your blue jacket!" The middle aged man calmly motioned to the joker to come over to his table, and invited him to sit down. As uncomfortable as he was, the guy obliged, not really sure why. In a soft voice, the middle aged man said, "I wear this ribbon to bring awareness about breast cancer. I wear it in my mother's honor." Oh, sorry dude. She died of breast cancer?" "No, she didn't. She's alive and well. But her breasts nourished me as an infant, and were a soft resting place for my head when I was scared or lonely as a little boy. I'm very grateful for my mother's breasts, and her health." "Umm," the stranger replied, "Yeah." "And I wear this ribbon to honor my wife", the middle aged man went on. The younger man asked, "And she's okay, too?" "Oh, yes. She's fine. Her breasts have been a great source of loving pleasure for both of us, and with them she nurtured and nourished our beautiful daughter 23 years ago. I am grateful for my wife's breasts, and for her heath." "Uh huh. And I guess you wear it to honor your daughter also!" "No. It's too late to honor my daughter by wearing it now. My Daughter died of breast cancer one month ago. She thought she was too young to have breast cancer, so when she accidentally noticed a small lump she ignored it. She thought that since it wasn't painful, it must not be anything to worry about." Shaken and ashamed, the now sober stranger said, "Oh, man, I'm so sorry mister." "So, in my daughter's memory, too, I proudly wear this little ribbon, Which allows me the opportunity to enlighten others. Now, go home and talk to your wife and your daughters, your mother and your friends." "And here," the middle-aged man reached in his pocket and handed the other man a little pink ribbon. The guy looked at it, slowly raised his head and asked, "Can ya help me put it on?" 0ctober is breast cancer awareness month, but it is never the wrong Time to be made aware of this deadly killer of so many women. Do regular breast self-exams and have annual mammograms if you are a woman over the age of 40. And encourage those women you love to do the same.

Please send this on to anyone you would like to remind of the Importance of breast cancer awareness. PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING! I would like to add that this should apply to men also. Many men develop breast cancer and lumps just like women do and say nothing because they think it is only a womens disease!

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posted on 10/17/2007&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;03:10&nbs-07:00;am

A Welcomed Homecoming
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posted on 10/16/2007&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;11:10&nbs-07:00;am

Cattie Woman Dancing In Sync..
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posted on 09/19/2007&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;02:09&nbs-07:00;pm

vid clip..
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posted on 09/12/2007&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;07:09&nbs-07:00;pm

Toilet Cleaning Instructions..
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Toilet Cleaning Instructions: 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times… This provides a "power-wash and rinse" 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,and run outside where it will dry itself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
10. Rinse cat and repeat…

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posted on 09/12/2007&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;03:09&nbs-07:00;am

The Dark Crystal..
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posted on 09/06/2007&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;06:09&nbs-07:00;pm

Sept. 11th
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posted on 08/05/2007&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;11:08&nbs-07:00;pm

my mc
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posted on 08/05/2007&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;11:08&nbs-07:00;pm

Truly.......
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There is a woman… That I turn to when together. My road gets hard to travel… My emotions come unraveled. No need to worry… Her essence is near to me… There is one decor to see… Let it be. When darkness falls . . . Along that lonely road… I need a friend who knows me… 0NE T0 BE W/ ME! As the trick and treaters leave me w/o… I cannot hand anymore candy out.......... I call her and we take out chow............. I have no doubt! I can shout… and not pout!

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