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dwayne's blog: "core interests"

created on 11/13/2006  |  http://fubar.com/core-interests/b24127

lot of shafters out there

I've decided there are way too many of you douche bags out there. I have no interest in explaining myself right now, but DAMN, ya'll are stupid mother fuckers! Props for being able to lie right out your ass to yourself. I'm sorry for the loss you will all go through when you screw over the wrong girl (or guy, if your a girl)....For God's sake it's way to wicked fricken hard to find a decent, honest human being in this world! For all of you with dirty laundry...I hope when you find someone special, you don't screw it up. P.S. ONCE A CHEATER ALWAYS A CHEATER! For the time being, I'm really glad I got all my walls up. For everyone who is not on my shit list right now...put your damn walls up. Apparently you can't trust anyone!! 12:06 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos

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> > Pass This Lick To All Those You Wish To Taste….If You Get 1 Back Your Lickable……..If You Get 3 Back Your A Tasty Treat……..If You Get 10 Or More Back....Your F***** LickTastic!!! Have A Kick Ass Day :o)! Now Ya'll know that I would send U all back one of these sooooo consider urself offically " LICKED ALL OVER TO THE FULLEST." Which means that 'UR ALL LICKTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ur an angel

Sacred Angel > > >> This is the sacred angel. You MUST pass this angel on to at least 3 people within the hour of receiving this email. After you do, make a wish. If you have passed it on, your wish will come true and love will come your way shortly. You're... My friend, My companion, Through good times and bad, My friend, My buddy, Through happy and sad, Beside me you stand, Beside me you walk, You're there to listen, You're there to talk, With happiness, With smiles, With pain and tears, I know you'll be there, throughout the years! You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you. Remember, no man or woman is a failure who has a friend! I searched among the card displays, To see if I could find, A little something that would say Just what was on my mind. However there was not a one, That captured it just right, For no one else can understand Just what I'd like to write. I even find it difficult To try to write it down, For how do I portray to you, The love that I have known? I close my eyes and what I see, Is someone I adore; A person who is beautiful, Right down into their soul. Mere words cannot describe The many qualities you show, The love and caring nature that You share with those who know. Your kind and gentle temperament, Your sweet angelic smile, Your softly spoken sentiments, That reach across the miles. Your smile and laugh that sparkle with The softness of your sighs, The way your face lights up a room ... That twinkle in your eye. The loving gestures through the years, That quickly come to mind, For always you've a gentle word To calm and soothe I find. I struggle and I search to try To find some words anew ... And yet I cannot capture All the things that make you you. I shall therefore, be satisfied That you must simply know, Just how I feel about you, For with words I cannot show.

wat if?

Girl: i love you Boy: yeah i know everyone does! -Girl: really? Boy: yeah... everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday -Girl: oh... but am i only your friend? Boy: no... youre my girlfriend... why? -Girl: so when i say i love you i really do mean it -Boy: yeah i know you do mean it... its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz i know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. Girl: ...... Boy: so wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anni? Girl: yeah... where? Boy: i dont know... maybe movie then dinner? Girl: ok Boy: ill pick you up after i get off and get ready ok? Girl: ok. what time do you get off? Boy: in 2 hours and then i gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... Girl: aye... i thought you didnt have work today... Boy: one of my co-workers called in sick Girl: oh okay! so ill see you around 7:30 then? Boy: yeah! and babe? Girl: yeah? Boy: i love you Girl: i love you too! Boy: ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go. Girl: ok bye Boy: bye **************************** 2 hours later... the guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell -Girl: hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend) -Boy: wassup... you ready? Girl: um... wait... let me get my bag and we can go ok? Boy: ok they both watched a movie and ate dinner.... once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car... Boy: wait! can i blind fold you? Girl: why??! Boy: its a suprise Girl: what kind of suprise? Boy: a big one Girl: okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving. Boy: i promise. Girl: ok blind fold me... so they drove off........... and then they stoped. Boy: ok we're here! Girl: where? Boy: wait let me walk you to the place! Girl: what place? Boy: somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips) Girl: babe!... the boy walks her to the place Boy: ok.... let me take the blind fold off Girl: where are we? he takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot... thats where he first asked her to be his Girlfriend.... Girl: omg.... (tears come down) Boy: why are you crying? Girl: this is where you first asked me out... Boy: what are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him... in the air it says "will you marry me?" in firworks) Girl: (tears come down faster) Boy: i wasnt at work when you called me... i was planning this whole thing! Girl: get up! Boy: yeah? -Girl: (kisses him) Boy: is that a yes or a no? Girl: yes

"I'm 84% Country Fried!"

Body: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How COUNTRY Are You? have you... [x] ridden a horse [] owned a horse [] owned land [x] been 4wheelin [x] said "ain't" [] been cow-tipping [x been deer hunting [x] been swimming in a lake.. [x] caught a fish [x] seen a deer get skinned Total:7 You ... [] have worked on a ranch or on land [x] have lived in a house in the middle of no where [] have been duck hunting [x] have went swimming in a river [x] driven or have owned a truck [x] own a rebel flag [x like to fish [] have a funny accent... or thats what people tell you [x] owned a pair of cowboy boots [x] own/owned a cowboy hat [x] own/have owned a big dog [x] sometimes say "y'all" [] have gotten made fun of for sayin "y'all" Total: 9 You also... [x] cuss when you're mad [x] have dipped/dip snuff []go to church on Sunday [x] owned/own a bird or dog [] have riddin a horse to somewhere in town [x] have gone on a field trip to a farm/ranch [x]eaten deer meat [x]have shot a gun [x] own a gun Total: 7 You... [x] have gone shopping...for a gun [x] get the kids in your family a toy gun for christmas [] wear long sleeves even in the summer [x] know what stirrups are [x] have fed the deer [] had dog named Bociefus [x] know what a redneck is total: 5 overall total: 45% Add all the x's and multiply by 3 and put "I'm __% Country Fried!"
here is how you figure Okay so here's the deal. you look it over and see how many of these things you have done, BUT you have to add up the money amount along the way, then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin such as "$15" or "I'm worth $78" or something like that. Smoked pot-- $10 Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before-- $20 Went skinny dipping-- $5 Had sex in a pool-- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex $20 Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10 Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend--$20 done oral-- $5 got oral-- $5 done / got oral in a car while it was moving --$25 prank called the cops-- $5 Stole something-- $10 Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20 Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20 Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27--$25 Cried yourself to sleep-- $5 Cried during sex--$20 Been in love-- $25 Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50 Said you love someone but didn't mean it-- $25 Went streaking-- $5 Went streaking in broad daylight --$15 Been arrested-- $5 Spent time in jail --$15 Peed in the pool-- $0.50 Played spin the bottle-- $5 Done something you regret-- $20 Had a crush on your best friend--$5 Had sex with your best friend --$20 Had a crush on someone at work --$5 Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25 Lied to your mate --$5 Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

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