Mandragora's blog: "Confessions"

I watch the YouTuber Amelia Farts she talks about her wild confessions often and I feel inspired by her because she is genuinely true her and she is wild. And she inspires me to talk about my wild confessions. 

I once got revenge humorously on this guy who are used to be infatuated with by pretending to be him on yearbook years ago. As his screen name for yearbbook I call him Vampire slut hooker and while pretending to be him I flirted with a whole bunch of ugly looking women. 

This is one of my Halloween confessions. I once witnessed a clown at a haunted house spin around a light post just like a stripper.  

When I was in third grade and I just got home from school and I witnessed my mom sleepwalking in the kitchen and she was placing a whole bunch of stuff in the frigerator that didn't belong there. 

My mother once Brady's the convenience store/gas station once turn to me when I was a teenager and she said Reese's penises as she was holding  a bag reese'ss Pieces. 

I once witnessed my mother in Walmart fart and some ladies general direction. I felt sorry for the poor lady because she sound like she was about ready to kill over and die any moment because of my mother's fart. I did confront my mother and I said mom why did you fart that poor lady's direction because you could have almost killed her. 

I once witnessed my best friend's Ex Paul act like a crazy dog man well he was completely drunk. He even took a Hot Pocket and ate it like dog.  My best friend's Ex Pual on a separase occasion he got punched in the face by me, because I was already in a bad mood because my best friend had smeared shaving cream in my face that day. 

I make excuses not to date men and I go out of my way to avoid desperate men. I realize I'm attracted to emotionally unavailable men. I realize men that are too available tend to be a turn off. I believe that I have a commitment phobia. But not in the context of someone who cheats. Just a commitment phobia without the cheating part.  I believe I mostly just have phobias that associate with romance and love.  And I have a defensive side that makes me want to fight with men who want to be intimate with me. I don't fight with men that just want to be friends with me. Men that want to be intimate with me end up making me angry and defensive. Sometimes just let out angry and other times just defensive. 

I don't like to take things too serious even if I should. Mostly when I'm bored I say things and do things that I know I should not. My impulsive trait I would call it. Sometimes I don't get enough attention and do crazy things. Sometimes I regret the things that I do. Sometimes I just have wild stories to tell. And other times WTF? I once told this Pregnant nurse let's hope it's not Siamese twins. I made my mother mad at me for saying that. But it made me laugh. Because I have a messed up sense of humor. 

My biggest regret was getting locked up in a mental institution because I had nothing better to do. I must have played a convincing enough act of a schizophrenic? I'm not actually schizophrenic but I pretend to be one. A most I am bipolar and very impulsive and I get wild ideas.