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So my brother and his wife had their first baby, still fucking unnamed due to their indecision. You'd think a baby would bring two people closer together, but that's not the case here. Right now, my mother is talking to my brother on the phone - a Staff Sergent in the USAF, because he wanted to take a shower after PT, but his wife wanted to take one first - She fucking busted down the bathroom door to interrupt him for this reason. Now they've argued, and she took the NEWBORN FUCKING BABY IN THE GODDAMN RAIN to "escape" him, like he's even the antagonist here. Here's a thought: BITCH: THAT IS NEGLECT AND CHILD ABUSE! YOU ARE EXPOSING YOUR NEW BABY TO THE ELEMENTS AND HE WILL GET SICK!!! If there is any time where I can not even, it's right now. Hell I probably couldn't odd if I tried either.
