Jeff's blog: "Comedy"

so i realized today that i havent written anything here lately.....actually i havent done much of anything lately...its depressing as hell. day in and day out its the same routine. not something i'm unaccustomed to but something that i dont enjoy when the routine is left to the whim of my own boredom. well i've decided to try to change that along with a few other things in my life. first and foremost theres a 98% chance i'm going to re-enlist with military this month. which means i'm headin for MP school in september. i have annual training coming up in august which should be fun. i must say as much as i've hated the military at times and wanted to get out now that the time has come that my enlistment is ending i realize that the military actually helped me in ways i couldnt see until now. it gave me structure to my life. something to do. help when i needed it. and at this point if i do re-enlist and they want to send me back overseas well fuck it i'll go in a heartbeat. anything is better than this daily monotony. this daily boredom isnt me and never has been until now. i need to break out of it one way or another and if another deployment is what it takes then so be it. secondly this thing of going to the bar constantly needs to be stymied. costs too much money and is almost pointless to me anymore. whats the point? go to the bar talk to some random people who i'll never talk to again, drink, and spend money that could go to other more important things. so whats the point? i dont see one anymore. it used to be fun but now its just getting old. or maybe i'm just getting old, i'm not so sure anymore i do know that i am getting older and need stop acting like a brand new 21 y/o. hopefully my realizing all the things i talk about here is just me maturing to a point that i can live with. so thats whats going on in my utterly boring life right now. while many more things fly thru my mind at any given time (some more than others) i wont bore or depress you with them. so with all this being said i'm signing off.

- I sold my 93 Laser i spent two years building and bought a 05 Cobalt - I've wasted close to 90% of my life behind slow drivers and waiting on traffic - I'll be buried in white K-Swiss sneakers - My friends will tip Jager and Corona's in my memory - I have pissed off everyone i have ever met at least once - I have spent more cash on clothes than on parts for all my cars combined - About 15 restaurants/bars will be glad to never see me again - I've almost completely narrowed down who all my real friends are - I've seen my friends more in the last year than i have my own family - 90's techno will remind people of me - I've never driven a skyline like i've always wanted - My dad's garage will never be clean - I've spent more money on alcohol than anything else ever - I've logged more miles onto my car in one year than anyone else i've ever met - I've gone through at a minimum of 60 gallons of hair gel and 5 times my weight in cologne - I've been to Florida, Georgia, Texas, Oklahoma, New York, Canada, New Jersey, North and South Carolina, Maryland, West Virginia, and Virginia yet still manage to get lost 8 miles from my own house - I've drank more than 25 times my own weight in soda in the past 3 years - I used to make it a regular habit to use my bank card to get gas when there was only a dollar in the account - I have never had any children at least none that i am aware of - I am a cell phone, text message, and instant messenger fiend - I've taught 70% of the people i know how to use myspace - I've drank till i've puked on numerous occasions - I find racing to be the ultimate high - I have broken up with girls over some extremely petty reasons - I was in more fights than i care to count in school - I've spent more time driving my car than i have had sex - I tend to judge people on their cars - I spend more money in Aeropostale than in any other store - I refuse to wear anything besides Aeropostale, American Eagle, or Hollister clothing - I spend more time partying than anything else i know of - I've read more car magazines than books in high school - I've defended people who are more important to me than I am to myself - In iraq i spend more time playing PS2 and talking on the net than anything else - i dont find overreacting a bad thing - i spend more time debating and argueing than anyone else known to man - i have met the ape-man (he lives next door) - i hate my battalion here in iraq more than anyone else in the world - i've gotten the finger while driving more times than anyone i know - i have no in between friends, all the people i know either love me or hate me - i have yet to do a super street tour - i believe capitol punishment should be legal in all states (firing squad anyone?) - i believe anyone who burns the US flag should be drawn and quartered - i have found the most senile people ever in the army - i believe the best way to get to know someone is to get them drunk - i've driven myself to intoxication but never drove intoxicated - i have more speeding tickets than anyone else i know - aeropostale would be empty is i had a credit card with no limit - i own more pairs of white k-swiss sneakers than most of my g/f's have had in shoes overall - i only have a year and seven months before i never have to say sergeant again - i'm one of the craziest bastards i know My name is Jeff and today is the day that i die.