Colonoscopy
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
[] "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen."
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"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
[] "I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
[] "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
[] "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and theblood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
.
The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work,,,
The asshole is usually in charge
