Twas the night before Christmas...
And all over FU,
The only ones stirring were the FU-Whores for you...
Showing their schitt and begging for BLING,
They use all you dudes for just one thing...
They'll take all your money... and they'll steal your heart,
Their intentions are BAD right from the start...
So ignore all the FU-Whores and spoil your friends,
Truth be told...
FRIENDS are there in the end...
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good Night