6232133's blog: "Poems"

They refer to me as the Mighty Tease

Bitch please

I'm the best damn thing by an extreme degree

And I'll bring any man to his knees

If he doesn't end up on the short end of a leash

Eesh

I'll admit I'm rather eccentric at times

Although  I believe my oddities make me rather sublime

Fine 

Maybe I'm just a little above your intellectual reach

But better to practice what you preach

Than to follow a bunch of shepardless sheep

Oh hell I probably lost you now in my senseless babble

Or is it more sensable thank you're willing to dabble

As it's not often that I'm able to express

Just how much I cherish the ability to impress

Those that simply fall under the illogical assumption

Of my damn kitty being the only thing on me that functions

So I hope they'll find themselves otherwise advised

That it wasn't my body that allowed me to survive 

Surprise

I've got an arsenal of abilities to counter those beliefs

Any attempt to even manage a decent retort is wek

So remember who owns this title as the master of tease

And keep your ass in line like a good chess piece