I suppose this should be a test to see who actually bothers to read these profiles. Ok, here's the scoop. I'm divorced, currently single, father of two boys and a bit of a wiseass. I'm a huge movie buff, love all kinds of music with emphasis on metal, love fantasy, sci-fi and horror, currently residing in the sunshine state, used to operate a number of adult websites, a moderate liberal, a non-Christian, non-smoker, non-drug user, occasional drinker, full time asshole. I enjoy porn, football and the outdoors. (Obviously those are not my only interests.) If you've actually read this far you are either really bored or you have a genuine interest in me. Either way, why not take a moment to say hi. I'm here to meet new people and chances are, you're new to me so let's talk and see what happens. Ok, that's about it, you can stop reading now.

Really, it's ok, you can stop now.

Uh, yeah, seriously you don't need to read any further.

Ok, jokes over, you can stop right here.

Are you paying attention? Just stop already.

What the fuck? Are you some kind of stalker? Jesus, just stop reading and go do something. I don't need any more psychos in my life. Just piss off already.



















Are you still here?


Do I need to report you? Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh... Just... go... away!

Ok fine, you want to hang around? Be my guest. While you're here why not help me clean up the place?

Aha! See, I knew that would get you to leave.

Bye!

While you're here, why not take a look at these videos discussing the fallacy of Christianity.