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What are you waiting for?
Three times charming lady
I have asked you
To please leave me alone
Yet day after day
You insist on having
Your way with me
Judging by your latest actions
I must now conclude
That you are a criminal
I will report you
To the bomb squad of the KBI
(The Kissing Bureau of Investigations)
If your dynamite kisses
Don't stop causing
Explosions of ecstasy
On my lips
I will report you
For disorderly conduct, to the LBI
(The Love Bureau of Investigations)
If your rowdy love
Doesn't stop seizing control
Of my heart
And taking it to paradise
If need be, charming lady
I will fight crime with crime
Your mind, I will kidnap
And hold without ransom
And torture it
With yummy poetry
Triple dipped in romantic sweetness
Charming lady
Oops I mean charming criminal
Please leave me alone
