THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD ...Shit may just be the most functional word in theEnglish language.You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit,find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.Some people know their shit, while others can't tellthe difference between shit and shineola.There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shootthe shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.You can find yourself in deep shit or be happierthan a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotterthan shit, and some days are just plain shitty.Some music sounds like shit, things can look likeshit, and there are times when you feel like shit.You can have too much shit, not enough shit, theright shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or findyourself up shit creek without a paddle.Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit andother times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.When you stop to consider all the facts, it's thebasic building block of the English language.And remember, once you know your shit, you don'tneed to know anything else!!You could pass this along, if you give a shit; ornot do so if you don't give a shit!Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted youto know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunchof shit.But, if you happened to catch a load of shit fromsome shit-head...Well, Shit Happens!!!

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yes, it was hanging over the door in the cabin. i loved him, i wanted to steal him and bring him home with me. but poop poo head wouldnt let me!

A goober indeed,well you're just a little bit nasty:P just as bad as ur sister:P gimmie some love

ur from norway also??