"What the hell is going on here. BOB!! Its been almost another year and this time you bring company! I dont get it. I worked on your problem for months, didnt hear from you, then I finally give up and you just blink on in without a thought and ....with company. Ugly company, well wait a minute. You," she points at Satan," I've seen you before. Your pretty cute. But who road all over your face? I mean come one, you should be the Devil or somthing, is that snot coming out of your nose? Ugh! Go wipe yourself or shower or better yet LEAVE!"
Melissa was beside herself, and as usual when she was in a tither, she talked and talked incessantly. Death was used to this, it was something he loved about her, but the other two were new to this game.
" Death, introduce us to your beautiful and sexy friend here, wont you. I remember "running" into you for a second, but we werent formally introduced." Satan bowed down and then looked pointedly at Death.
"Melissa, Satan, and Orda. Orda, Satan, my and let me stress this... my friend Melissa."
Orda cracked up snorting and spitting snot and saliva all over, smoke coming from his horns and a half.
" This? This is what you threatened to guit your job over? This, this human! Why I have seen better looking humans come to the gates of Hell than this."
Melissa went beserk. Grabbing a copper candlestick off the coffee table, she began hitting Orda as hard as she could, puffing out breaths as she screamed at the top of her lungs.
" Better than this, why you wouldnt know what better is you ugly, deformed, gross monster, how dare you."
"Melissa, stop, he likes that, it makes him stronger. STOP hitting him."
Satan reached across both Death and Orda, removing their hands and the candlestick from Melissa.
"Now, Orda, thats no way to talk to humans. They are sensitive about their looks. Apologize or you will have to leave."
" You cant make me leave. You cant do anything to me, remember. I guit. Ha! I can do anything I want."
" But I am still stronger than you, and when things settle down what are you going to do if there isnt any job for you hmmmm? Perhaps you had better apologize."
" I dont think so your Evilness. I think I'll just leave."
" Good leave you stinking piece of shit. Get out of my house."
Melissa rounded on Death and Satan as Orda winked out.
"What was that thing?"
"That my beautiful lady was a demon. And he now loose on your Terra."
" My what? Oh yeah, earth. Well I dont think he can do much more than make people scream."
Death didnt like this onesided conversation with the woman he "loved". So he put himself between Satan and Melissa.
" Melissa, Orda will go look for some sex shop or place that caters to the special individual with unique taste."
" What hes trying to say my lovely and ravishing young lady, is that Orda is a pervert, and a very nasty demon, who will look for the same kind here on your 'earth'.
" okay Satan, thats enough. You can leave now. Melissa and I have business to work on."
"Wait, wait wait. Who are you BOB to tell me when my company has to leave. I know you think you have some kind of thing over me, but do some brain work Bob, I am not yours. Satan can stay if he likes."
" Why thank you my elegant new friend.But you dont have to worry about me intruding on your time with Bob, did you say you called him?, i shall call on you later."
Satan winked out as perfectly as he winked in.
