My friends, the time has come to take action on an issue that has been on my mind for quite some time. We, as English speaking people, have been oppressed for so long by the so-called "rules" of pluralization. As you know, the plural of testicle is testes. This is a travesty!!! I propose that we petition Webster to change the official plural to testicles. People often use the word incorrectly so the change would not be a difficult one. Besides, the comedic value of the word is increased 190% with the change. Don't let this issue go unnoticed. While Webster sits in his tower, eating his fancy Kraft dinners, we will be toiling away against the tyranny of modern language. Please, add your name and pass the link along to others.
1. Mike Ellison
