convinced's blog: "california rolls"

1. why do newscasters always have weird mouths? look at one next time you are watching the news. 2. i hope the sex tape i made once doesnt end up on the interent along with my stack of nudie pics. 3. do you really have to use toothpaste when you brush your teeth? 4. is underwear really necessary? 5. have you ever noticed when you are really high the longer you stare at someone the uglier they get? 6. my eyebrows are perfect. 7. italian men are hot. (;)) 8. im bored.

i love cali. i want to go back. that place is awesome. some of the most liberal people i know live there. Gay men are awesome. everyone smokes. there really is no speed limit on highways. motorcycles cna cut lanes. fuckin arnold their governor. beverly hills. the fucking awesome beach. the even better titty bars. vegas is so close. sun sun motherfucking sun. cheap tattoos. :) the only thing that sucks is traffic and the cost of living. i wanna go back. Waste my ife away in strip clubs and burn away the day on the beach lol.