A Husband Is Home Watching A Football Game When His Wife Interrupts,
"honey, Could You Fix The Light In The Hallway? It's Been Flickering For Weeks Now. "
He Looks At Her And Says Angrily,
"fix The Lights Now? Does It Look Like I Have G.e. Written On My Forehead?
I Don't Think So."
"o.k., Fine, Then, Could You Fix The Fridge Door? It Won't Close Right."
To Which The Husband Replies, "fix The Fridge Door? Does It Look Like I Have Westinghouse Written On My Forehead? I Don't Think So "
"fine," She Says, "then Could You At Least Fix The Steps To The Front Door? They Are About To Break."
"i'm Not A Carpenter And I Don't Want To Fix Steps," He Says. "does It Look Like I Have Ace Hardware Written On My Forehead? I Don't Think So."
"you Know, I've Had Enough Of You.
I'm Going To The Bar To Finish Watching The Game."
So He Goes To The Bar, Watches His Gave And Drinks For A Couple Of Hours......................... But, He Starts To Feel Guilty About How He Treated His Wife, And Decides To Go Home.
As He Walks Into The House He Notices That The Steps Are Already Fixed.
As He Enters The House, He Sees The
Hall Light Is Working.
As He Goes To Get A Beer, He Notices
The Fridge Door Is Fixed.
"honey," He Asks, "how'd All This Get Fixed?
She Said, "well, When You Left I Just Sat Down On The Porch Outside And Cried."
"just Then A Nice Young Man Came Along And Asked Me What Was Wrong, And I Told Him."
"he Offered To Do All The Repairs, For Me And All I Had To Do Was Either
Go To Bed With Him Or Bake A Cake."
The Husband Said, "so What Kind Of Cake Did You Bake?"
And The Wife Replied, "hellooooo...
Do You See Betty Crocker Written
On My Forehead? I Don't Think So! "
