Birthdays Depress me, Boobies make me smile, I cannot control the weather so PLZ quit asking, I believe in Peace (when Im alone),circles are cool, been shot down by women(luckily they had bad aim at the time), picked up by strangers,helped by friends,lied too by family,left genius IQ minds speechless, Worry more than I should, Care Less More often then that, Love women blowing the spots off my dice.

I think making plans is usually a waste of time, theres too many choices and even if there are no choices your still wasting your time, traffic cones suck too, NO i probably do not remember what you said, Yes I do recognize changes, every day I get a sneaky feeling, Unexpected kindness ALWAYS confuses people, I have found most people cannot accept a compliment - the correct answer is Thank You - NOT, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?

I like breaking tradition, I follow my own path, i Never give my best advice cuz I know nobody is going to follow it, i have good listening skills but my ears ring very loud, I never argue with someone i dont love, and i would never live with someone that doesnt shower.

I get bored easily and wonder why there is an April Fools Day. I never ralax on vacations, and I dont like making promises. Genetics does not allow me to stand tall, but I have learned that gravity is always there for me when I fall.

I DO love life, I live, love, and laugh - and YES i would do it for free. Im sorry,,did you think I would be serious? I ENJOY being foolish AND going for the gusto, Im pretty sure the past is gone and I cant change it, Im also pretty sure some people think Im crazy, I cant change that either. Im short, Life is short and getting shorter all the time,,short shorts on beautiful women make me feel all tingly inside.Long shorts on me look stupid.

I love observing people. I love anticipation but not constipation. I have found that hidden meanings are rarely found and even less often understood.

I have noticed that almost No-one is devoted as they claim to be, But my dog (god rest her soul) was ALWAYS more devoted than she EVER claimed to be.

Uninhibited singers give me headaches,,inebriated singers usually fall over, and totally deaf singers are the ones i respect the most. It can only come from their heart.

Ive been busted, swung at, knocked around, not knocked up but i have been knocked down. Ive been bruised, used, abused just like anyone else. Im not ashamed to admit I discard those people like trash when the opportunity presents itself.

Got no time in life for negativity anymore. Cuz life is short, thats why ill be eventually heading to the shore. i could go on and on about how i choose to be amused or how its nice to meet people that are new. I could even tell you about my dreams, or lack of, due to the insomnia. But now your eyes are glazed and your mind is gone, so theres really no reason for me to go on.

In closing Ill leave you with this. Im a Human Being,,Being Human ! and THAT is the end of this.