SO! here's the deal. i'm auctioning off my best friend Melliebeans! She's hot, and amazonian, and smells delicious. would you like a date with my loverly assistant? IF SO...she's going for the highest bid! in return for your time, effort, and squandered money, you will get a fabulous consolation prize! (no, not Mel mailed to you) just...something tasty? guess you'll have to bid to find out!
may the best man (or woman) WIN!
Note: if you do bid, you have to make all wagers inside of this here billetin-dealy.
Mogwai
@ fubar
***HAPPY ENDINGS ARE NOT INCUDED***
(repost of
original by '
PirateAss' on '2007-11-27 00:01:32')
(repost of
original by '
Mogwai' on '2007-11-27 00:09:52')
