so now i understand by bush and cheany felt that we should go to "war"...george bush owns a factory that produces yellow ribbons...in his factory they make yellow ribbon stickers, yellow ribbon decals, some say support our troops (like we wouldnt support someone who is being forced to fight in a stupid war), yellow ribbon shirts, anything that has to do with a yellow ribbon is made by bush...this is how i figure it all went down...one day bush was sitting in the oval office playing game boy when cheany came in and told bush we needed to go to war so all his stocks in halliburton would go up and he could make like 50 billion dollars so bush argreed but then he asked "dick what can i do with my yellow ribbon sticker factory?" so cheany told him they would tell all the stupid americans to buy these ribbons so we can prove we are real americans...he also told bush to tell everybody "were gonna fight um over there so we dont have to fight them over here, but if we do have to fight um over here people with a yellow ribbon wont be attacked" but when bush was giving that speech he was drunk and forgot the last part but never the less being the lucky asshole he is 60% of america bought a yellow ribbon because they saw the car in front of them had it and thought "if they have one i need one to otherwise there a better american then i am" and what does that get us longer lines at the airport, anybody with brown skin being profiled, the "patriot act" giving the government the right to do anything in the name of democracy, and less then in 10 months and well have a new president...so now i feel like will farrell in old school after he gives the debate against james carville when he zones back into things...peace