Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
>needed
>someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends,
>Cooter
>and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
>
>Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter
>said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
>
>The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
>
>The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to
>confirm the identity of the body.
>
> Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll
>him over."
>
>The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
>
>The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>
>Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
>
>"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
>
>"Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with
>them
>two assholes.'