Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are
in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to
Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and
says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand
in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce,
you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to
think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we
can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay
then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to
support Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes 5
bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and
that should do us just fine."
By this time, Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought
into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Bruce
won't have an answer to.
After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems
like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question
for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your
own?"
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.
