Your Seduction Style: The Natural

You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

You scored as Youre a Kinky bastard. Wow man, u like some kinky shit!..w/e works for your sexual pleasures!!!!! Youre a Kinky bastard 100% Wow..Sex God! 90% Youre A Romantic 50% Minute Man 25% Virgin 10%

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You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three. Captain Jack Sparrow 88% Indiana Jones 71% Maximus 71% The Amazing Spider-Man 71% William Wallace 63% Lara Croft 63% Batman, the Dark Knight 63% Neo, the "One" 63% The Terminator 54% El Zorro 50% James Bond, Agent 007 33%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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Hmmm, what do I say about me, huh? I'm 5'6", 140 lbs; brown hair & blue eyes. I like long walks of the beach and listening to blah blah blah. People don't read these half the time, and when they do they're jsut skimming over it real quick to see if anything stands out. They don't want to hear that I'm a Wyoming boy living in Colorado (course I've been here 10 years, so I'm almost a Coloradan by location, but never by heart!) Ya'll will probably find it interesting that I'm an asshole with a heart of gold. Meaning I'm crass and I have a wierd sense of humor that most people find offensive until they know me. In fact, it's not unusual for people to not like me the first time they meet me. The friends I've had since day 1 have even got in the habit of throwing that disclaimer out to people so they know what to expect. Not that I try to piss people off, I just don't let things get to me; so I expect other people to be the same way. I forget that not everybody's as thick-skinned as I am, or that they don't realize nothing really matters in the big picture. I'm a firm beliver of either shitting or getting off the pot. Now on to the whole heart of gold part. You've probably already guessed what that entails, so I'm not going to waste your time saying I'd do anything for my boys and that I'd go to bat for any of them at any time. I do whatever I can for my friends to help them out, even if it makes things rougher for me. 'Cause I know I can handle anything 'cuz I take it all in stride.

Looks like I lied about the whole not wasting your time about what I'd do for my boys. Oh well.

I will go into one of my pet peeves. And that's people who can't speak the language of the country they live in. Now people, quit assuming that I'm racist & pay attention to my statement. It says "people who can't speak the language of the country they live in." That means if you live in China, you better be able to speak Chinese; if you're in Italy you better speak Italian; if you're in Brazil you better speak Portugese; etc. Show some flippin respect for the country that you're choosing to reside in. If you can't speak it, you better be learning to. I just about flipped my lid the first time I went to an ATM and it asked me what language I wanted to continue in. I mean English of course; I live in the goddam US of motherfrickin A! What other language would I want it in? I even got into an argument with my pops over it one day because he tried to throw out that our great-great-grandparents couldn't speak a lick of it when they came over (I'm Lithuanian.) I just fired back that back then they were forced to learn English if they were to survive. And I don't have a problem with that. I know people immigrate to other countries all the time, not just here. And a majority usually have some working knowledge of the language they're going to have to speak & are willing to learn. Tha folks I have a problem with are the ones that don't even attempt to because they know they can get away with it because there will always be someone around who can interpret, and that's the worst case scenario.

So there's that, hate me if you want, just make sure you do for the right reasons.

Here's some quick facts about me for those of you still reading.
Name: Brock
Birthday: 8/8
Birthplace: Laramie, WY
Current Location: Loveland, CO
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: I'm a Heinz 57, but I'm primarily Lithuanian
The Shoes You Wore Today: my slippers
Your Weakness: favors
Your Fears: I hate spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: don't know, but you can't go wrong w/ plain cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't really use it
Thoughts First Waking Up: "snooze button"
Your Best Physical Feature: couldn't tell ya
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: How do you miss something you can't remember?
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi all the way
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't drink tea, but Brisk had the best commercials
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Chai
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: fuckin right I'm a doctor
Do you Sing: poorly
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: nah
Do you want to get Married: yup
Do you belive in yourself: I know what I can do
Do you get Motion Sickness: not anymore but I had it BAD when I was a kid
Do you think you are Attractive: attractive yes, hot no
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: don't really date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: x-mas shopping
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: haha, no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes believe it or not
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: stole all my school clothes one year
How do you want to Die: pumped full of adreneline
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A motherfuckin hustler (I don't know)
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand
In a Boy/Girl.. (these aren't pre-reqs ladies)
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: short
Weight: not picky
Best Clothing Style: don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: I lost count
Number of CDs I own: not many cuz I borrow & rip, DVD's on the other hand
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
Fave Color: Red or blue
Fave Football Team: 49ers
Least Fave Football Team: Donkeys
Fave NCAA Team: UW then CSU
Least Fave NCAA Team: CU & NE
NCAA or Pro: NCAA
Basketball Team: Don't watch it
Baseball Team: Don't follow it know, but Yankees when I was little
Fave Food: Green Pepper Steak that my mom makes is my fave dish, but I love mexican food. And Chinse food. The hotter the better. (Funny, my favorite types of food are my favorite type of women. Don't worry ladies, I don't discriminate.)
Fave Dessert: Chocolate Float (family recipe. you won't find it anywhere but my house.)
Fave berw: Moose Drool
Fave liquor: tequila (none of that cuervo crap though)
Pets: None but I live w/ 2 dogs & a cat
Dogs/Cats: Dogs
What I do for fun: Get in trouble. No, wait, that's what happens when I'm having fun. I swear, even when I'm being good I get in trouble. I actually got an open container ticket. Who gets those?
Fave body part: I'm a total a$$ man
Thing that drives me nuts (in a good way): Nails
Pet peeves: empty boxes in the cupboard; people that tell you you're gonna do something for them when you've already explained why you can't; goin to a burger joint & not being able to eat your fries til you get home; getting home & finding tomatoes on the food I ordered w/out 'em; people that call over & over instead of just once & leaving a message, that's what voicemail/answering machines are for; people that ask "Why didn't you call me back?" all perturbed & sh!t ('cuz you didn't leave a message sayin you wanted me to); AND MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE IS...

Having Interlock in may car. Those of you who know what it is know what I mean. Those who don't, ask.