Heard about Anna Nicole?
FORGET IT!
WE NEED OUR TROOPS HOME TODAY!
I am NOT anti-troop. They are following orders. They have families. They should be home with their wives and children. IT IS BUSH'S LIED-TO, CONNED-TO WAR THAT HAS TO END, WARRANTING HIS IMPEACHMENT!
Instead of hearing reports on the war, and global warming, we are hearing news courtesy of Unclear Asschannelled, Mickey Mouse Company, and and General Moronic about how Anna Nicole died, and who could be the father, and who could be responsible for the death of her and her son. Let's face it! Howard K. Stern killed her, and Vicki Arthur will keep the money for Dannielynn Marshall's benefit. THAT'S IT! Our cities are not risking flooding because Anna Nicole took Slim Fast instead of Trim Spa. RENT OR BUY AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH!
Oh, about Britney's new style. If you have daughters, have them buy a Pink CD. DAMN! Britney is no better than the sluts on Base Line and Waterman. I can see why K-Fed likes to have her kids than her more shown pussy! BRITNEY'S A SLUT!
SLUT!
SLUT!
SLUT!
The reason why we are not getting the right news is because Unclear Asschannelled owns 1,500 radio stations with 600 stations having a morning-afternoon dope Oxycottin dope fiend spewing his bull shit, WITH KNOWING FULL WELL WE HAVE A LIAR-IN-CHIEF RUNNING THE COUNTRY TO POT, and he still tries in vain to cheerlead for our troops to their march to death in Iraq. They didn't listen to him last year in Missouri! It is he and the Bored of Directors of Unclear Asschannelled that are no better than the junkies on Base Line and Waterman.
