Sketchy At Best's blog: "Brilliant Ideas"

  I've decided to document all the brilliant ideas that float thru my head daily, so in case I decide to follow throu, and make some money, I have them documented.

  My first documented brilliant idea is a kit for all gas stations.  It comes with a large piece of chalk, some yellow tape remnants(crime scene printed on it), and some brown paint.

  Now what you do is have a fellow employee lie on the floor, and you trace the outline of their body.  Not too heavily, it has to look like it's been there for a day or two.

  Then  you take the brown paint, and flick it in the general direction of where the person would be standing before they fell.  Take the rest of the paint, and put it near where the head is on the chalk body.

  Take the crime scene tape, and cut off a foot or two, and stuff it in the garbgage can.  Make it look like it was hastily jammed in there.

  And finally, it will come with a fake newspaper article, where you can plug in theture of your current employee, and their name, in a story about "Hero attendant shoots robbery suspect.

  So then when you put the kit to use, gangsters will think first before they tryob the store.