Master0fPuppets's blog: "Brain Droppings"

You Are 76% Cynical

You're a full blown cynic... and probably even skeptical of these results. You have your optimistic moments, but most likely you keep them to yourself.

You're Totally Sarcastic

You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.

You Are 87% Open

To say that you're comfortable in your own skin would be an understatement. You're very into yourself, and you love to tell everybody everything about you. While you may have the makings of the next Oprah, it's likely that people sometimes tune you out!

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion: You have high extroversion. You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends. You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation. Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!" Conscientiousness: You have medium conscientiousness. You're generally good at balancing work and play. When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done. But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it. Agreeableness: You have medium agreeableness. You're generally a friendly and trusting person. But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism. You get along well with others, as long as they play fair. Neuroticism: You have high neuroticism. It's easy for you to feel shaken, worried, or depressed. You often worry, and your worries prevent you from living life fully. You tend to be emotionally reactive and moody. Your either flying very high or feeling very low. Openness to experience: Your openness to new experiences is high. In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas. You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits. A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.

1.) When you walk in your front door, which room do you enter? kitchen 2.)Do you have a dishwasher? no 3.) Is your living room carpeted or does it have hardwood floors? hardwood 4.) Do you keep your kitchen knives on the counter or in a drawer? knife rack 5.) House, apartment, duplex or trailer? house 6.) How many bedrooms is it? 4 7.) Gas stove or electric? electric 8.) Do you have a yard? yes 9.) What size TV is in the living room? 32 inch 10.) Are your plates in the same cupboard as your cups? yes 11.) Is there a coffee maker sitting on your kitchen counter? FUCK yes 13.) What room is your computer in? whatever room I'm in 14.) Are there pictures hanging in your living room? Yes 15.) Are there any themes found in your home? No 16.) What kind of laundry detergent do you use?? I don't know, I don't buy it :/ 17.) Do you use dryer sheets?? yep 18.) Do you have any curtains in your home?? Yes 19.) What color is your fridge?? white 20.) Is your house clean?? sure is 21.) What room is the most neglected? My bedroom 22.) Are the dishes in your sink/dishwasher clean or dirty? some dirty ones 23.) How long have you lived in your home? 2 years 25.) Do you have one of those fluffy toilet lid covers on your toilet? No 26.) Do you have a scale anywhere in your house? yes 27.) How many mirrors are in your house? 5 28.) Look up. What do you see? Ceiling fan 29.) Do you have a garage? No

Your Love Style is Agape

You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrifice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love.

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"I can pass this guy."

You Are 79% Misanthropic

Here's the truth: Most people suck. You are just lucky enough to know it. You're not ready to go live alone in a cave - but you're getting there.

You Are A Weeping Willow Tree

You are a dreamer, and you're into almost any kind of escapism. Restless and capricious, you love to travel to exotic places. You are easily influenced by others, as long as they don't pressure you. You tend to suffer in love until you find that one loyal, steadfast partner. An empathetic friend, you love to make others smile and laugh.

1. Would you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your wife or husband? If I was married, and someone slept with her, I'd probably kill them, so it wouldn't matter if I forgave them or not. *blinks* What? I'm just sayin! :P 2. Where were you on your 17th birthday? At my house with a few friends... I've got a picture from that day... 3. Have you ever seen a live bat? Yep, held a few too. 4. Is there anyone you hate? Whoever planned 9/11, and whoever created cancer. 5. How much are you on the phone daily? As much as possible. 6. Do you like the color orange? Not specifically 7. Do you find it in your heart to forgive? Too often. I always get shit on, too. 8. Have you ever seen a prostitute? Yep, not personally though... just walkin down the street. 9. Have you ever seen a real redneck? Hell, I've lived in South Carolina, Oklahoma and Kansas, you tell me. 10. Do you like tattoos and piercings? Yep 11. What size shoes do you wear? 9 1/2 12. Whats your favorite season? Summer 13. Do you care if people talk smack about you? They already do, and idgaf. 14. Do you like someone? What Stacie said. 15. Does your dad call you by a nickname? When he's in a good mood. 16. Are you in a good mood? Yeah, my daughter's here for the weekend. :) 17. Do you think people will exist forever? Bah, Earth is already ridding itself of the human virus. 18. What is your sign? Scorpio 19. Do you believe in luck? If I had any, maybe I would. 20. Would you rather sky dive or bungee jump? already been sky diving, just not bungee jumping. 21. Do you like snakes? hellz yeah, I've owned a few 22. Where is one place you would like to visit? Australia... and Vegas. ;) 23. Do you like waffles? I don't do breakfast. 24. Anything you are looking forward to? My daughter waking up from her nap. 25. What clothes are you wearing? I'm still in my pajamas (wow Stacie, that's what - 4 things I didn't have to change to answer? :P) 26. Do you watch TRU TV? umm... *scratches his head* 27. Be honest, do you like people in general? The more I meet people, the more I like my cat. 28. Big or small dogs? neither 29. Do you like Big Macs? No, I like getting the 99c double cheeseburger, with no toppings except for Mac sauce... (yeah, basically a 99c Big Mac. w00t.) 30. Did someone bother you today? Someone's teasing me about something that I'm gonna be mad about tomorrow, so kinda... :P 31. What do you think about death? I think it's inevitable, and it's something we're all a little afraid of, and I think Stacie needs to know she can call me any time she wants about it. :) 32. Sometimes, do you wish you were someone else? Yeah 33. Does someone love you? My kids do, that I know for sure... anyone else? *blinks* Can't say really... 34. Do you know anyone named Dave? Yeah, a few people 35. Name a friend whose name starts with an M? MsMojito... oh, not a nickname? ok then, Mike 36. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member? No, but people have thought my son and I were brothers. 37. Got any nicknames? Master0fPuppets, m0ppy, m0p, Robby (only certain people are allowed to call me that, though...) 38. What color is your hair? blonde 39. Do you like starbucks? nah, too damned expensive. 41. Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass or fail? FAIL. (prescription, of course) 42. How tall are you? 5'9 - 5'10 depending on the day... lol 43. Are you taller than your mom? Yep 44. Do you like the color blue? It's part of both my favorite colors... 45. Who was the last person to send you an IM? some spammer asshat 46. Last restaurant you went to? Mickey D's 47. What do you order at Outback Steakhouse? Virginia Filet. Rare. 48. How do you like your steak cooked? *points above* 49. Last voicemail you received? Sam complaining that I wasn't around last nite... (Hey, I was on a first date, dammit... *grinz*) 50. What would you do with a million dollars? Invest 50% of it, put 25% away for my kids, and spend the rest to get myself more comfortable. 51. How many hours did you sleep last night? 3 1/2 (thanks for the date, Stacie. *grinz*) 52. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend? YES! BILLY JOEL AT SHEA STADIUM! HIS LAST CONCERT EVER! I'D GIVE BODY PARTS TO SEE IT! *cries*